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distracturbate

(v.) The act of masturbating loudly (either acting it out or actually masturbating) to distract another person or group of people.
Mortimer: "How did you miss that easy 8-ball shot?"
Winston: "Thaddeus distracturbated me with the pool cue!"
by Thaddeus Muttengreggor May 11, 2010
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distractasaurus

Someone who distracts others, themselves and/or are distracting in general. They can distract through various means, all involved with the purpose of not getting work/homework etc finished.
Wow, I'm totally being a distractasaurus right now!
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Geeze, Amanda. Stop going on Facebook and being a such a distractasaurus!
by Brinleigh R January 5, 2008
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Distractipated

Being so distracted by something to the point where it's the only thing you can think about!
Kimiko was distractipated by the giant anvil about to fall on her head.

Britty was distractipated by her shirtless husband, Valo.
by KimikoNyanChan May 9, 2009
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distractional focus

This occurs when you need to be working with someone else, listening to music, watching television, or doing something else while doing academic work in order to help you focus better
I could not focus fully on my history work, so I asked my friend to be my distractional focus
by blitz425 November 13, 2009
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Temporary Distraction Measure

A Temporary Distraction Measure or TDM for short is the basis of modern politics and business. Anytime a politician forms a committee to 'look into' something it is nothing but a ruse intended to temporarily distract the voting public long enough for them to forget all about it.
Anything (Committee, poll, vote, investigation, senate hearing, etc) that can be used to successfully distract people from issues that they were formally concerned about long enough for them to forget completely about it.

Anything that makes you (the voter) think we (politicians) are doing something about it when we're really not.
E.X. Senate Democrats hold hearings to investigate windfall profits generated by the obscene price of oil.

Two weeks later, the American public will have forgotten all about it and will rest content that the government is doing it's job. Hence, it was a successful Temporary Distraction Measure.

E.X. During the Senate hearing over whether to clarify net neutrality, the Senators rambled on for a few weeks until another celebrity got knocked up and everybody that was wanting it codified, forgot all about it.
Temporary Distraction Measure
by Crashingtests July 4, 2008
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DISTRACTION

Yell out distraction at the top of your lungs to get out of any situation
Jason: Hey Bob can you help me move a washing machine into my attic?
Bob: DISTRACTION!
Jason: What?
Bob has left and is nowhere to be seen
by radioturtle November 4, 2017
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distracted

you have been distracted
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