John: Hey brohhh! How was your date with Tonya.
Roger: It was great yo! She's wild. We had a Dirt Derby.
John: Lucky you. All I got this weekend was a Winter Granny Handy.
Roger: It was great yo! She's wild. We had a Dirt Derby.
John: Lucky you. All I got this weekend was a Winter Granny Handy.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2015
Get the Dirt Derby mug.A person who is a low life. Someone who wears pajamas as a outfit or looks like he/she has grown up in a trailer behind the garbage dump. Often seen at wallmart. Loud and annoying. Also chain smokes cigarettes and will steal from you to support their drug addiction.
Pointing out dirtbabys as you see them on the street is common. Its also a insult towards friends.
Pointing out dirtbabys as you see them on the street is common. Its also a insult towards friends.
- "Fuckin dirtbabys"
- "Your a dirtbaby shut the fuck up"
- "You know that Wid Jensen kid?"
- "Yeah?"
- "Hes a dirtbaby"
- "Your a dirtbaby shut the fuck up"
- "You know that Wid Jensen kid?"
- "Yeah?"
- "Hes a dirtbaby"
by JDUKIE77 July 20, 2010
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• dirtsy
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• Dirtsaab
by KKLWN May 8, 2004
Get the Dirt Pimp mug.When a glob of ejaculate lands on bare earth, and, it takes on the shape and jiggly opacity of clam meat or other general edible mollusks.
'Hey Bro-ham, let's go shoot some dirt clams!'
'Let's do this!
'*splurch*'
'*shplerch*'
'Mine went 2" farther than yours. You owe me a drink dude. '
'Let's do this!
'*splurch*'
'*shplerch*'
'Mine went 2" farther than yours. You owe me a drink dude. '
by Analinguist November 7, 2015
Get the dirt clam mug.(noun) Paddler, of any level, who loves the River and the river lifestyle.
Goes rafting, kayaking, canoeing, SUP, whatever! Swims like a fish, and loves rain as much as sun. May be broke in the pocket, but rich and giving in the soul. Speaks the universal language, that of the River, in any of the tongues of the Dirtbag Paddler World - which is all of them. Survives on whatever it takes to get that next WALLACE fix. Would throw a rope to anyone! If your car smells like your gear, or better yet if you HAVE no car, you're a dirtbag.
Goes rafting, kayaking, canoeing, SUP, whatever! Swims like a fish, and loves rain as much as sun. May be broke in the pocket, but rich and giving in the soul. Speaks the universal language, that of the River, in any of the tongues of the Dirtbag Paddler World - which is all of them. Survives on whatever it takes to get that next WALLACE fix. Would throw a rope to anyone! If your car smells like your gear, or better yet if you HAVE no car, you're a dirtbag.
One Love, One River! -Dirtbag Paddler
In my opinion, being a dirtbag paddler is a much nobler pursuit than merely trading my hours for a handful of dimes.
In my opinion, being a dirtbag paddler is a much nobler pursuit than merely trading my hours for a handful of dimes.
by FartyTheShark January 31, 2016
Get the dirtbag paddler mug.Refers to when a man receives oral sex from a person, preferably in an isolated, rural area, and upon ejaculating in said individual's mouth, immediately throws dirt all over their face.
Kyle: dude, I threw dirt in Pam's face right after she gave me head, I hope she isn't mad at me.
Brad: no worries man, she's just a dirtface.
Brad: no worries man, she's just a dirtface.
by Diaper8 January 12, 2018
Get the Dirtface mug.Skeet darts is a game where at least 2 people participate. One draws a dart board on their face with lipstick. The other masturbates and ejaculates on the other's face. Where ever the cum shots land you tally up your score and allow the next participant to have their turn. repeat until the desired point value crowns a winner.
Flip, Chuck Duece, and Steeds got that bitch so drunk, they played skeet darts on her all night while she was passed out.
by chuck duece July 30, 2010
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