what the dingus?

what the fuck!? except an exclamation to something so out of the ordinary, it requires the word dingus. though not related, See dingus

dude, u know when you scratch your nuts and that yellow fungus gets under your fingernails??

WHAT THE DINGUS!!??? nooooooooo!!

by KDIZZO March 23, 2005

whiskey dings

The small dents or scratches you have on your vehicle after a night of partying at the local bar. Origin of said dents can seldom be figured out.

Dickie: Hey budz, where'd that dent in your El Camino come from?

DJ: Aw hell, it's a WHISKEY DING and I don't remember.

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

dingsack

somebody who is at the height of idiotism

Michael you're such a dingsack!

by duckys on quack December 19, 2011

dingaling

Two silver bells attached with string. Shows a remarkable resemblence to a man's genitalia, his frank beans, sticks and balls, jerky and nuts, twigs berries

Instead of a sentence i will post the lyrics to a song.

Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling

by Tae Lee January 20, 2004

dingus berry

A dingus berry is very similar to a dingleberry, but on the front. In other words, its a dried up globule of semen hanging from a pubic hair which dangles somewhat resembling a berry.

Ohh shit i had a wank last night but was too tired too clean up now i got a load of dingus berry's to deal with.

by Sodhapop October 9, 2007

Chicken Dangas

A Chicken Danga refers to a number of different Chicken morsels most commonly - the Chicken Nugget, The chicken Dangas must be bite size or slightly bigger, for example, a roast chicken is not classed in the 'Danga' category but a chicken wing would be. Chicken dangas are consumed in large portions and is prefered to have atleast 2 different types of Dang in one sitting as to get a variety of dang flavour.

(Mc Donalds/ Mc Dangas) ' Hi can I please have 20 Chicken dang dangs (nuggets) and 15 of the chicken wing dangas, its chicken danga giving and I need some Chicken Dangas! '

by McDanga October 10, 2011

dingis

the little thing that is between a man's legs that becomes quite large; either in the morning or on a Tuesday. It has a mind of it's own. It usually becomes aroused when it sees females or Adam Morrison.

For some reason, Dirty Dave's dingis becomes more irresistable on Tuesdays!

by Wormathon October 14, 2006