1. A delicious chocolate cupcake with cream filling produced and distributed by Hostes.

2. A slang term for penis

3. Another way to call someone an idiot/moron.

4. The sexual act in which a male ejaculates in the ass crack of an African American male or female (no gender discrimination). The result of the white semen in the brown ass crack should look like a Hostes Ding-Dong. For the authentic Ding-Dong, the male should be of the Caucasian ethnicity and the african american party, male or female, should be fucked in the ass prior to ejaculation.
4. "Wow I just pulled out and came in your ass crack, if you were black this would totaly look like a Ding-Dong..."

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a way of saying dick witthout getting the baseball bat to your head.
person 1: nice ding-dong bro
person 2: wat dafuq u pervert
person 1: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020
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Someone who forgets to hang out w the person they made plans with
Ella is a ding dong because she forgot to hang out with kalen at lunch yesterday
by Rawr6942011 December 10, 2021
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A word to describe your pals when they be acting stupid.
“Bro look at kami. She’s acting like a total ding dong.”
by surfergal January 12, 2019
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its a mexican who cant speak spanish. essentially they are white on the inside and brown on the outside.
Sgt.Romo your such a Ding Dong.
by Ughz October 28, 2006
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The act of a man receiving a hand job from a woman, and right before he is about to climax, the woman clenches her fist, making the tip of the penis pop up higher than normal. The woman takes her free hand and repeatedly slaps the tip of the penis, while the male chants "ding dong ding dong" until the he climaxes. The woman gets the seamen on her face, and let's go of the man's genitals, asking, "who's there?"
Male 1: "damn Susie is a fine ass honky"
Male 2: "yeah dude she looked fine while she was ding donging me."
by Alandkelqpqnxnakqksks November 20, 2013
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sound you make when pressing your belly button (like a door bell)
When I press my daughter's navel, I say "ding dong".
by Marlene Leon February 3, 2005
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