dickspring

Noun. An old 70s or 80s school insult for a generally stupid person. Comparable to dicksplash or bellend.

Nothing to do with the former Irish minister of the same name, although his appearance in public usually resulted in much hilarity.

I was going to eat my cheese and ham sandwich for lunch, but dickspring here ate it first.

by rockandrollmachine November 21, 2016

Dickstinguished

When one looks good with some grey in the beard or hair. Distinguished, respectable, but, the plumbing is not up to spec anymore. Alas, one's dick ....is ...extinguished.

Sam, nice beard! Very dickstinguished!

by KBK665 January 12, 2017

dickpinion

When a man bases his opinion on you based on how aroused he gets whilst looking at you.

Person 1: “I want to get some dick tonight...should I dress slutty and ask Taz for his opinion on my outfit?”
Person 2: “YES YOU NEED HIS DICKPINION{

by MonikaBerit May 24, 2018

Dickskin

To skull a glass of wine

Brad: hey let's rip a couple dickskins!
Kyle: I'm too fucked for a dickskin dude.

by Lilcumlord November 24, 2018

Dickpinch

A man who likes wet shower hair.

Liam neeson is a dickpinch.

by Futassman8383 June 17, 2019

Dickpini

When a guy sends you an unsolicited dick pic and its small.

Wow Chad sent me a dickpini he is so gross and should cease and die.

by Tuxedoman1 September 7, 2019

Dickspit

Any fluids that proceed out of the male penis(Dick).(E.G..semen, urine, or a discharge such as the claps, or any other such like.

"Hey bro, Ole Becky got the Ole Dickspit this morning before breakfast."

"Damn it Becky, your such a whore. Now I have to go back to the health department and get me some more meds for this Dickspit shit you gave me."

by swapmap December 3, 2023