Dickjacked

The act of inserting your penis into an electrical outlet due to sexual frustration or strong influence of alcohol. Or a rather comical suicide. Hell, I'D find it funny.

"So what'd you do this weekend, Bill?"

"Well yesterday I sorta...you know, jacked in."

"Oh God, so you watched the damn Matrix series and now you think you're Neo or something?"

"...Uh, yeah, totally what I did. Not getting Dickjacked, certainly not."

by Fugameelugga July 25, 2008

dicksock

a sock you put on your cock to warm it up or a condom

"you ripped my dicksock asshole!"

by dicksock October 18, 2008

dicknickle

like dick, dicknickle is an insulting term comparing a person to penis. While dick, stops at the mere comparison. Dicknickle goes further in assigning a scant monetary value, for added insult.

You fucking Dicknickle!

by Pezzledik January 1, 2009

dickstache

When a male enters puberty, a small thin layer of peach fuzz may grow on the upper lip. Some choose to not look like a dick head, and shave it off. Some choose to remain looking like a dick head, and keep that little bit of hair growing until it becomes condensed enough to be visible.

Many times dickstaches are found on Mexicans, Wiggers, and Blacks.

"Yo dude you wanna hang out tonight?"- Stacher

"Fuck you, you have a dickstache"-Me

by r0tc0d February 19, 2007

dicksick

the point at which a female (or male) gets tired of sex with a male and no longer cares for his penis and refuses to have sex with him.
Usually leads to the female becoming a lesbian

Girl: We have had sex too much, I am getting dicksick

Friend: Is that possible?

Girl: Hell yes

by Treachery May 4, 2008

Dicksickle

A literal icicle, formed on the end of a male's genitalia. A very unpleasant occurrence, that is brought on primarily by exposure to extreme cold.

Most commonly seen in Canada, where a combination of severely cold, dry air and other factors make this a detrimental condition to natives.

After hunting moose for several hours, I realized that quite a large dicksickle had formed.

by Canada, eh?? December 16, 2010

dicknick

The nickname one gives to his own penis.

What the fuck is Brian Fantana's dicknick in Anchorman ? The Octogon ?

by PicSound August 1, 2011