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dicknick

The nickname one gives to his own penis.
What the fuck is Brian Fantana's dicknick in Anchorman ? The Octogon ?
by PicSound August 1, 2011
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dicksickle

Can either be an insult or a term that discribes a cold man's dick. Ment to be offensive and is usually used when a pesrson is being an ass,ect.
The girl thought the boy was a dicksickle for being such a prick to her.
by Lizzie February 27, 2003
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dickwick

Commonly found in morbidly obese people, the dick wick is when the offenders belly protrudes above and beyond the normal beer gut duty and covers the genitals completely, rendering urinals useless to the hapless gorger. Said offender more often then not has to wash with a rag on a stick and has not seen his genitals in years, also has to sit down to pee...
Heh, he has such a dickwick his wife suffocated trying to find it to give him a B.J.
by Tungsten Fearkat (meerkat) December 6, 2007
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Dicklickity

Refers to a person that happens to lick a lot of dick either literally or figuratively, which could be for reasons beyond their control or it might just be that they just happened to enjoy it.
Dicklickity - Figurative use:
Steve: Dam it Carlos, that’s the third time in a row you have raised me all-in.

Carlos: laughs … ha ha ha

Steve: You know Carlos, you are being very dicklickity tonight.

Dicklickity - Literal Use:
I’ve notice that Sarah seem to be out a lot at night with different big wigs at the company

Brandon: Did you know Sarah just got promoted to regional manager. She and I were hired at the same time just under three years ago.

Cameron: Yes, that is what I was referring to, Sarah is very dicklickity with the bosses. She’s had 3 promotions in the past 9 months alone.

Brandon: Hmm, I wonder if I can get her to put a licken on my dicken.

Cameron: I wouldn’t count on it. She is at least 2 dicklickity pay grades above you by now and has no reason too.
by JoeCool813 January 29, 2017
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HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER

Noun:

1) An extremely annoying person, who’s opinions are not well thought out nor acceptable.

2) An extremely dumb, homosexual
C: J, you should try it this way!

J: WE ARE NOT DOING IT THAT WAY YOU HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER!
by PITVIPER630 July 3, 2018
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1) The response you recieve if you call my dad a bitch.
2) The perfect way to describe Kolton(Kole) Tillett also known as Bakon the dumbfuck.
Adj. used as an insult to another who cannot be defined by any known insult already used.
To use with women end with three tit skank ass whore
"Kole you are a goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard"or to a female: I can't believe you slept with my man you goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit skank ass whore"
by BitchesAintSnitches June 1, 2022
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Dicklocated

When a mans penis gets moved around into uncomfortable areas, i.e. in their briefs or sleeping nude.
Me: Owch! Im Dicklocated Bro
Mate: Guts Bro, Fix It!
by DrDick February 13, 2013
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