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dickeater

someone who’s always on somebody dick. this can be in the form of copying, showing fake love that’s really hate, or excessive trolling.
you know remy? he’s such a fuckin dickeater
by Fuckboy October 16, 2020
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Dickheads

A group of people who profiteer during a pandemic and buy up all the supplies of hand sanitiser and food, then proceed to sell it at extortionate prices on various online sales outlets. A petition has been set up to name and shame these DICKHEADS!
Look at these DICKHEADS with a trolleys full of toilet roll and sanitiser!!! Scratch their car with you're keys!!! No, take a pic of the REG plate and post it online!!!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Dicked

Man George dicked that girl so hard she can’t walk anymore
by Penisclown November 17, 2018
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Fucking Dickhead

1. Someone who does really stupid shit with absolutely no reasoning behind it.

2. Someone who will will believe in something with nothing to back it up, yet won't believe in something no matter how much proof you give them
Kid 1: Dude, why the fuck did you rip up my bookbag for absolutely no reason!?

Kid 2: Because you have different opinions then mine.

Kid 1: You're a fucking dickhead you know that?
by Charles Dickhead March 21, 2010
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Dickening

Lovemaking performed by a dick that is so good it haunts you
Chad gave me a dickening last week and I think I may need to see an exorcist
by Chady Chaderson August 14, 2019
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Hard Dickens Cider

Charles Dickens, the famous author who wrote "A Christmas Carol" was also a farmer.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.

A star was born.
After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.
by timred December 23, 2006
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Urban Dickhead

Someone who adds fake or made up slang to the Urban Dictionary that has to do with some innate sex act that has no real meaning.
I was reading the Urban Dictionary and could not believe the amount of Urban Dickheads that post bullshit.
by Rodan Mistiff January 2, 2008
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