Dickshift

A hair knot (or bun) tied top of the females head. This acts as a shifting tool for when the male counter part wants the female to vacuum their pork sword (or inhale their Richard, oh what have you?)

Lisa: Richard do you like my hair down or up?

Richard: I prefer it when you have your dickshift strapped up tight.

Lisa: (sigh) But...but that's how I always have it, I thought you would like something different?

Richard: No, that's the only time I get my two favorite things. My knob slobbed and silence. That is fucking gold!

by SlamBlumpk December 27, 2017

dickshift

When you pretend your dick is the stick in a car and make vroom vroom noises

I dickshifted myself into second gear last night and I had to use the windshield wipers

by EnderShadow10 January 1, 2023

dickshit

A dickshit or dickpoo is a shit that is the size and length of a dick.

I just shit out a nice dickshit.

by TheOgreWithin December 2, 2018

Dickshit

Shit is actually cum but brown

I see your dickshit in your pants

by Piss_boy September 18, 2020

dickshit

shit that comes out of ur dick

guy 1: one time my friend had a dickshit

by Stupid Af July 8, 2021

dickshit

when you finish having gay intercourse with another man and there is lumps of shit left on your penis.

guy 1: bro that felt so good

guy 2: yeah but i have dickshit!

guy 1: get it off before it stains!

by poop nuggets February 1, 2022

Dickshit

an unorthodox insult similar to the term "dickhead"

You Dickshit! thats my lunch

by Mr Lunk of America March 26, 2022