Dolphin Derfing

The act of dry humping with oscillations occurring rhythmically taking the form of the wigglings of a dolphin out of water.

Dude are you taking that Provo hair school chick out again? Yeah dude, if I play my cards right we’ll be dolphin derfing hard tonight.

by Mondo Johnson April 16, 2019

Derpina

The female meme version of Derp or Herp. These memes are usually paired up in one set, mostly in the Rage Comics.

Herp: Look at that Derpina right there. God I had a good time with her last night.

Herp da Derp: WTF DERP THAT'S MY MOTHER FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU

by lardbuster August 1, 2011

Derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

I couldn’t do anything yesterday because I was just derping all the time.

by Zxnoregretsxz December 3, 2020

derping

when you’re scared and cough at the same time

*cough cough cough* “ahhh i’m so scared!”

-derping

by June Storm December 3, 2020

Herp-a-Derpin'

The act of doing something uncalled for, and or stupid, that relates nothing to the matter at hand.

Guy #1: Yo bro! Did you go to that concert last night?
Guy#2: Yeah! Fo Sho!
Girl: Hey guys! Do you wanna sign my petition to take soda out of the vending machine?!
Both Guys: Girl. Leave us alone, and quit Herp-a-Derpin'

by tkomast3r77 May 24, 2011

Derping along

1. To go about one's business.

2. To zone out and/or get lost in your own thoughts so gaze drifts.

I was derping along the other day and then WHAM, I got hit by a bus.

by rabydanimal February 26, 2011

Derin Suer

Derin Suer is so good at swimming that he fucking outran a tiger in a pool. He also gets all the girls

Derin Suer is a full grown fucker but he is shorter then Elon Musk.

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** February 20, 2022