Dense Cabbage 

A weird word for an idiot

“You dense cabbage”

Dense Cabbage by PigIA July 18, 2019

Dense breast 

This is what Google translate comes up with for the British insult of calling someone a "thick tit"

Gee, that Tony Abbott is one dense breast.

Dense breast by badbull November 2, 2016

Dense Breast 

Excessively full and firm breasts

Bro, was Payton's rack as nice in person as her nudes?
Yeah man, she has dense breasts.

Dense Breast by KuntMurphy September 30, 2016

Dense Breast 

A breast that is firm, not flappy, holds its own.

Jim: Damn Sarah's rack is popping

Steve: I know right, she's got dense breasts

Dense Breast by steveo2017 September 30, 2016

Dense Breast 

Breasts that are hard and not soft and squishy. Having dense breasts means that you have an increased chance of getting breast cancer.

Girl: Do my boobs feel hard to you?
Guy: Yeah those are some dense breasts! Not as hard as my dick though

Dense Breast by matew October 1, 2016

dense breasts 

hard boobies that don't sag when you remove the "over the shoulder boulder holder."

Dense breasts:

Damn she got those dense breastesses upon her chestesses

dense breasts by natdiggitydog September 30, 2016

dense cabbage 

Someone is who's just generally dumb

If you can't do a simple thing right, you're a dense cabbage.

dense cabbage by Comrade.eXe June 26, 2019