Finnish Delivery

Ejaculating on a fish, and then slapping a woman with said fish. Usually accompanied by the stating of the titular phrase.

Scene: HUSBAND comes home from work and kisses WIFE on cheek.
HUSBAND: Honey, why do you smell like fish?
WIFE: It definitely isn't because our Puerto Rican pool-boy gave me a Finnish Delivery.

by A.D.Allison May 17, 2008

Delivery Ward

Another name for the restroom. The shitter.

I gotta stop by the delivery ward. I got a brown baby starting to crown.

The delivery ward was full. I damn near shit myself waiting to dump.

by Dick Onchin January 11, 2021

Deliveryman6

The most homosexual human being alive.

Friend 1: “Check out Deliveryman6 over there.”

Friend 2: “Yeah, he’s totally trolling for D. He’s been staring at that guys cock for 20 minutes”

by Proving-a-point March 13, 2021

login delivery

The act of opening several internet windows (or tabs) and logging in to several different sites, one after the other.

I usually open three IE tabs and make a login delivery.

by HubbyNight September 14, 2010

vaginal delivery

The birth of a child or children through the vaginal opening of the mother.

My sister was born by vaginal delivery rather than cesarean section.

by MAGCo3 November 18, 2013

Tinos delivery

Tinos delivery is the product of making fancy food for your freinds and bringing it to them for no reason. Usaully done by the mom of a freind group.

Rick- tim where did you get that cheesecake?

Tim- Its tinos delivery, christie have it to me.

by bubbles-the-cat October 24, 2017

Cum Delivery

When your whore of a mother has sweaty sex with the greasy local UPS guy and then suspiciously has an equally greasy baby 9 months later

Nosy neighbor 1: I saw Sheryl receiving a cum delivery with the UPS guy Steve today!
Nosy Neighbor 2: God I'd kill for a Cum Deliver right now
Nosy Neighbor 1: What?

by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019