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Deflector shield

In Sci-Fi, most notably Star Wars, deflector shields are energy fields that could protect starships, battle stations, ground-based structures, and even armies from enemy assault. (Wookieepedia).
The term may also be used as a substitute for the word "condom".
Ben: Hey, Luke! I heard you fucked Melissa last night. Did you have protection?
Luke: U kidding? I switched all power to the front deflector shield.
by R0-GR40 June 19, 2018
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deflectaception

Sports related, (American football). When a passed ball is intercepted by the opposing team due to the passed ball being deflected by one or more persons of either team.
One dude: "How did the white-shirt-wearing guys get the ball?"

Other dude: "The red-shirt-wearing guys tried a Hail-Mary-Long-Bomb, the ball bounced off the dude's head, and the white-shirt-wearing guys ended up with a deflectaception."
by Hedda Lettuce October 19, 2010
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delectable

synonymously to delectable but better
"Damn that's a delectable young nigga"
by therealesteg April 6, 2021
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deflecting douche

The kind of person who uses esoteric phrases not in common parlance who when questioned tells you to google them rather than explaining themselves.
Rather than tell the detective what he meant by someone being "washed" he instead told him to google it like the deflecting douche he was.
by EffectiveDetective June 9, 2023
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Swag Deflectors

When a guy is trying to turn on their swag towards a lady, she puts up her swag deflectors because she doesn't want to deal with him and his phony charm.
Girl: Your friends were trying to get in my face all night!
Guy: Yeah, they were just like "YOLO get the only girl!"
Girl: That's why I put up my swag deflectors. They got the hint eventually.
by torithetigerbizatch January 22, 2013
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Spunk Deflectors

Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.
The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.
by The Plumber Jezza J February 8, 2018
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Neglectus Deflectus

A tier 3 "no u" variant.
Level 99 meme skill required
Anything below tier 4 is ineffective and is immediately treated as a "no i"
Bob: You're mom gay
Jimmy: no u
Bob: traversal reversal
Jimmy: Neglectus deflectus!
by kKrispy September 3, 2018
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