deglect

Positioning (often inadventently) of one's epiglottis such that a sound is emitted that resembles a cross between a chicken cluck and a half-choke.

Person #1: Don't deglect to vote today!
Sister of Person #1: Indeed, if you want to vote you should go to your local voting location with a form of accepted ID!

deglect by thevictor1978 November 3, 2009

Bullshit Deflector 

A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).

Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.

Bullshit Deflector by Teraknor April 23, 2016

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

Pierre Delecto 

a sex act involving a dressage horse on a car elevator

From the moment Mitt had a car elevator installed in his home, he fantasized about his wife agreeing to try a Pierre Delecto.

Pierre Delecto by DeathWaffle4432 October 23, 2019

Cum Deflectors 

Cum deflectors are also know to the general public as "glasses". They are primarily used to aid the nerdy/ visually impaired see clearly. They are not limited to improving vision, they also serve as protection. Nerds and girls use them to deflect incoming cum. It keeps it out of the eyes, leaving nerds happy to continue readiing.

Hey joe, did you get a new pair of cum deflectors? they sure are trendy!

Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!

Cum Deflectors by joe schlongmore March 10, 2011

Deflection 

When politicians come under fire for missteps or failures, they often rely on the technique of trying to shift the focus onto others. In an attempt to duck responsibility, scrutiny, accountability, they often create "scapegoats" to shift blame onto. They try to lay their failures at the feet of others or make a way to justify them. They may try to shift the debate entirely onto a completely irrelevant and different subject. One example is to make a drastic decision that completely shifts focus from the previous subject of scrutiny onto this new drastic change or subject brought into light by the government. Seen commonly by politicians and on a less refined level , regular people supporting a political party or figure in arguments or debates, or as a psychological attempt to manipulate others in regular domestic situations. In politics the tactic is entirely strategic and is arguably one of the most devious and disreputable in the eyes of honest morality and accountability, but is quite common in politics around the world.

When Soviet leaders were questioned about human rights violations in the USSR, for example, they might've come back with, "Well, what about the Negroes that you Americans are lynching in the South?" - One example of a political deflection

Deflection by Old school bossman January 2, 2021

soul deflector 

i) A shiny material used to protect one's knees from the rigours of time.
ii) Two words said in the privacy of a man's attic solely for the purpose of expressing one's utter denial of reality.

I cannot find my soul deflector. you there- place something upon your head or i shall have it removed by the powers that be.

soul deflector by Some giddy idiot January 8, 2007