Gainesville defibrillator

A technique used by the indigenous peoples of central Florida, especially the Gainesville area, to restart the heart. This is accomplished by wearing jorts and mesh tank top and sticking a finger in the anus of the afflicted.

After a particularly intense three days eating raccoon jerky and masturbating to Richard Simmons VHS tapes Johnny had a heart attack. Thankfully Mike was there to save him with a well timed Gainesville defibrillator.

by dalizardman May 16, 2014

defondado

Correct (Desfondado) - Defondado is phonetic (deh-phon-dah-doh)
The way they call in Cuba a those promiscuous Gays.
It means in spanish, something without a lower part, without end.

A) -"Mira al defondado ese!" ("Look at that faggot!")
B) -"Si asere, tremendo maricon que es." ("Yeah man, he is such a fag!")

by Yefishky February 6, 2008

defibrillator

Urban: A sexual maneuver similar to the shocker, only reversed. That is, one finger is inserted into the vagina and two are inserted into the anus.

- Two in the stink, one in the pink.
- Two in the smelly, one in the jelly.
etc. etc.

Traditional: An electrical device used to counteract fibrillation of the heart muscle and restore normal heartbeat by applying a brief electric shock.

Throw your girl a defibrillator and it will bring her back to life.

by TKE839 May 18, 2004

defoiled

Defoiled~to ruin, unravel, put a stop to nigga shit

She was going to rob a bank but ,her malicious attempt was defoiled

by Brutus kane August 29, 2017

Defont

To wreck someone's mom

I will defont your mom With deezer nuts.

by Cats don't reques February 1, 2019

Deford (town)

A small, agricultural village in the thumb of Michigan. And by agricultural, we mean meth and marijuana. Everyone in town is on hard drugs. If you get bored, you can run to the local liquor store and listen to the town floozy or drunk bitch about their life problems that are entirely their own fault. The deford country grocery literally is the only thing in deford that gives people a bit of hope. Mostly due in part because the owner has a fantastic selection of booze. The nicest building in town is the road commission warehouse, which is amazing considering the roads are complete shit. If you decide to move to deford, we can only assume you want to knock up the local bar fly and ruin your life.

I drove through deford (town) the other day and It smelled like meth and body odor.

by Fisher00 February 6, 2020

defooded-drated

When little girls (esp. those names Nicolette) are starving and are in dire need of food!

Instead of dehydrated, I’m defooded-drated. I need food!

by Nicolette’s Auntie May 26, 2020