coaster demotion

when a compact disk your taste is offended by, or due to the fact that they are becoming outmoded, is relegated to coffee table stain prevention status aka ctsps.

I found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so I could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

Erotic Deception

To be sexually tricked while under the influence of alchohol, drugs, or something similair that causes a person to do things they wouldn't normally do.

At that party last night a senior experienced erotic deception from some freshman.

by TheReason13 April 19, 2010

Noose Decoration

A struggling African American person or an African American corpse.

Robert put noose decorations up on the trees to make the KKK rally more festive.

by Ass_Piss May 19, 2010

Erection Deception

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.

John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.

by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014

Star of Deception

Famous star located in the Milky Way Galaxy exactly 420 degrees left from the Big Dipper. To be able to see the star you must first input up, down, up, down, left, right, jump, left crouch, down, up, EXACTLY at 23:45 and you must do all those inputs within 6 frames. Afterwards you wait 9 days and at the exact same location you input, down, down, jump, and you will see a cutscene, (Spoilers) then look up and you will see a bright shiny star and unlocked the achievement called "Deceived".

*Do you see that star over there*
"Where"
*Its right there in that corner*
"Where"
*Points at nothing*
"What"
*Thats the star of deception"

by 私肉 May 8, 2023

deduction

A physical or personal/social characteristic which necessitates a loss of points on the physical/social attractiveness scale (as figure skaters receive deductions for errors in their routines)

Super butt and danced it off, but talked about herself all night and hasn't brushed her teeth in a week--major deductions.

by Dr. Foo February 20, 2009

weapons of mass deception

An item created to fool people into believing something.

The dossier on Iraq was a weapon of mass deception.

by George W. Bush July 9, 2003