Craig David

A drink popularised in London in early 2014, comprising of a Tequila Shot and a shot of Pineapple juice. Believed to have originated in the mountains of Europe.

The drink must be consumed in a specific order:
1. Drink 1/10th of the pineapple juice and keep it in your mouth
2. Follow instantly by downing the whole tequila shot
3. Finish with a chaser of the remaining pineapple juice

Many partakers of this beverage are said to proclaim "It's surprisingly smooth" after consumption.

"shall we order some Craigy Ds?"

"Four Craig David's please"
"Four what?"
"Craig David's..."
"What's that?"
"... you don't know what a Craig David is?"

by TheGoodster April 28, 2014

David Gilmour

The extremely talented guitarist from Pink Floyd, who is often overlooked despite his awesome playing. Some of his best works can be heard in the songs "Comfortably Numb", "Shine On You Crazy Diamond", "Dogs", and "Echoes". His style of playing isn't as fast as some of the other guitar greats but he is one of the most passionate players, as can be seen at live concerts.

David Gilmour's guitar solo in "Dogs" is awesome.

by FedupFrueman July 21, 2008

David Stern

A weaselly, power mongering, dumb shit prick who somehow became the commissioner of the NBA.

Also regularly has gay orgies with small market owners like Dan Gilbert, a butt-hurt, small market owner whose gay lover left him.

"You know, the trade was blocked for basketball reasons, I don't think you should be mad."

"What the fuck does David Stern know about basketball?"

by David Stern Sucks December 27, 2011

David Lawrence Jr. K-8 Center

The worst school in North Miami, Florida. The staff isn't good. The teachers are horrible. The lunch is disgusting. This school is EXTREMELY unsanitary (there are roaches and rats everywhere in this school). The electives are horrible (ex: Peer Counseling). There are no teams nor clubs. There are fights pretty much everyday. It's a bad school overall.

You go to David Lawrence Jr. K-8 Center? That school is so bad.

by gaycum's toes April 24, 2019

David Gim

Un hombre muy bonito. David Gim es muy guapo y tiene las nalgas bonitas. Tiene un pene muy largo y una propina muy alta. Todos necesitan David Gim. David Gim tiene muchas mujeres.

Yo quiero tener el sexo con David Gim.

by David Gim Lover 123 November 13, 2019

Larry David sandwich

A sandwich that was created for Larry in an episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm". It has white fish, sabel, capers, onions, and cream cheese. Larry tried trading it with Ted Danson for his sandwich.

Man: I'm getting you a Larry David sandwich. It has white fish and sable in it!
Man 2: No way, that sounds disgusting.

by semanon May 12, 2008

David Rockefeller

Heir to the immense Rockefeller family fortune, David Rockefeller is a psychopathic old man who wants to reduce the world's population. He's the man behind both Zbigniew Brzezinski and Henry Kissinger, two mass murderers, and uses him money to fund China's one child policy. In his earlier days he used to meet with people like Saddam Hussein, but now he lets others do that for him. His family is responsible for the rise of eugenics, by funding Nazi scientists. Nowadays he continues his families heritage by going to the Bilderberg meetings every year, where he determines the coarse of the planet for the following year, together with other influential people, like the Rothschild and Warburg families, Royal families of Europe, and the heads of the biggest banks and oil companies.

Wow, I just went to UD, and found out about this evil man, called David Rockefeller.

by David Rothscum October 18, 2008