dave and jodie

Two of the hottest people on earth!!! Great lovers and the bestest of friends.

Man!!, I wish we were dave and jodie , they have great sex,then go shopping

by Super D 08 November 27, 2020

I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t

...and I have the balls.

Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"

The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.

First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.

Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."

by PKFifer November 20, 2011

dave grohlasm

the heightened state of excitement or ecstasy experienced when watching or listening to Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters.

Mel experienced multiple dave grohlasms when listening to the Foo Fighters new album.

by mdtx2 October 3, 2007

Dave

Dave is the ruler of all universes, dimensions, and realms. He isn’t A god, he is THE god. He is the epitome of life and the world as we know it. Anyone named Dave is a vessel for such greatness. One shall sacrifice their lives to the holyness and perfectness of the Dave. Dave represents all things beautiful and worthy of life. I tip my hat and salute to the god that megabits all things and all creatures. Thank you, dave. We all owe you our lives. Nothing can define your greatness.

Join the Dave revoloution. Be awakened.

“Daaaaaaaaaaaavvvvveee!!!”
“I love you daaaaaaaaavvvvvveee!!!”
“I cannot even comprehend your greatness daaaaaaavvvveee!!!”
-these are all examples of things you can say about Dave.
Don’t wait any longer.
Awaken.
Be smart.
Be Dave.

by A charpie February 7, 2019

Papa Dave

A super hot guy with long grey hair and a bushy beard that is about 469 pounds. He will pick u up with his dank rusty old white van that has red spray paint saying free WiFi. If u ask, the WiFi password is ur being kidnapped.

Dude I wish papa Dave was here to satisfy muh

by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 22, 2018

Disgusting Dave

When you don't shower, live in filth, and sometimes shit yourself while still maintaining a job and somehow can still encourage broken women to play with your diddle.

"Hey, what the fuck is up with that guy?"

"Oh, dont mind him, hes just living his life being a Disgusting Dave"

by Dorothy Valmont April 16, 2020

Half-Day Dave

Derived from the expression Hedo Dave and Cutting Out Early. A Half-Day Dave is a person who is never late twice in the same day. This means that if the person arrives to work late, then in order to not be late twice in the same day he must leave early. Typically, a Half-Day Dave person will arrive sometime after 9:30am and leave work by 3:30pm at the very latest.

Note that the Half-Day Daveer need not necissarily be named Dave. It has been seen on numerous occasions that The Rod is actually better at arriving late and leaving early than even Dave himself!

Hey The Rod - I see you have your Karate uniform... I guess you will be pulling a Half-Day Dave again!!!

by Hedo Dave June 4, 2004