my 9 year old daughter reads this

An internet meme, similar to "I'm 12 years old and what is this".
It originally started on the website mylifeisaverage.com when a poster said that their 9 year old daughter read the website and that the other users of the site should watch what they said.

It is used as a joke when something inappropriate or something using cuss words is posted.

Person 1:Omg, I'm so badass.
Person 2: My 9 year old daughter reads this!

by quinchles October 6, 2009

Daude

(Pronounced doughd) a word which can replace any other, but primarily used to describe an incredibly short male who relies on sheer ability to sweat constantly in order to achieve good grades in school. They typically are chinese and indian, and disappoint those around them considerably.

DUDE! MY PARENTS KEEP TURNING MY FUCKING DAUDE (Internet, as aforementioned, it has the ability to replace any word in any circumstance if necessary) OFF AT MIDNIGHT!

OMFG! I LITERALLY HATE DAUDE! HES SO SHORT WHYYYYYYY!

by muksaw July 4, 2020

Dauphin

A small town full of rebels running wild. Also known as "Dirty Dirty" or "D-Town". Where the rednecks outnumber the gangsters and everyone got your back. The firemen are handsome as shit...well some of them, scenery is beautiful, food is great(except Hardee's) and the booze is endless! One might also rip some lips or shoot some tail.

"Where are you from?"
"Dauphin, where everyone's like family and we all know Scott Lesh"

by MooseKnuckleSandwich August 8, 2016

dauphyo

A white kid who attempts to compensate for his lack of culture by fancifully adopting the hip-hop lifestyle.

"Check out this dauphyo trying to act all ghetto."

by Rowland December 15, 2003

daddy's daughter

alternate form of the saying "daddy's little girl" but with clever alliteration.

The girl's daddy is essentially whipped and will do anything for his daughter and is oftentimes super protective. He will buy expensive clothes, cars, and jewelry, beat up ex-boyfriends, and take the daughter's side in any argument.

Rob: Man, I really wanna get with that Mandy chick.

Big: Yeah, too bad she's daddy's daughter, you got a long way to go bro...

by hanaimright February 24, 2009

Preacher's Daughter Syndrome

An affliction (usually affecting young females, though some US politicians have confirmed cases) that is the result of overprotective, usually Christian upbringing. Due to being taught that everything is sinful, upon reaching the age of puberty and learning of unwholesome activities for the first time, sufferers have no common sense on the issue. This results in sexual promiscuity, drug dependence, shallow personality, and other personality defects.

See also Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome.

"Sure, see graduated with honors, but she is afflicted by Preacher's Daughter Syndrome,"

Jessica Lovejoy - "Bart's Girlfriend", Season 6 of The Simpsons

by Crash2108 October 7, 2009

wayward daughter

A term associated with hit TV show Supernaturals fans, particularly female.

"What are you?" "I'm a whovian and wayward daughter"

by TheCharmedHunter July 17, 2014