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Date rape psychosis

Disease to get out of school, involves being raped then going psychotic.
Date rape psychosis is a fictional disease mentioned in the Towelie episode of South Park.


The term was coined by one of the characters, Eric Cartman. The young boys had just gotten a new game console (an Ocama GameSphere) from Stan's mother as a bribe for dropping the subject of a very feminine, personal issue. While the boys were obsessively playing the game, Kyle's mother called him at Stan's house and told him to go to school. Kyle responded (still mostly playing the video game) that he couldn't because he had to help out Stan, as he was not feeling very well. His mother asked him what was wrong with Stan and that's when Cartman told Kyle "date rape psychosis" (on request), so Kyle repeated this to his mom as "Date rape something," who respectfully honoured her young son's excuse.
by Byrnskills January 16, 2009
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porno date

A date you go on for the sole purpose of what you know is going to happen at the end of it.
The guy wasn't really her type, but considering his looks and how long it had been since she'd been with a guy, she agreed to a porno date.
by Shannon L.W. September 1, 2005
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Hatch-date

The date by which surviving larvae in processed food will hatch. (Remember, the government regulations set thresholds below which insects and other contaminants are permitted in the food you eat in order to protect corporate profits.)

Processed food manufacturers presumably need know the hatch-date for their product, so they can set the "sell" by" or "use by" date at an earlier point in time. It may be viewed as better for business for you and your family to eat the food with bugs in it before they hatch so you don't know how contaminated it is.

Hatch-dates are not important for foods that are wet, pulverized, get embalmed in salt, or get sterilized by processing. You wouldn't recognize the contaminants, or at least they will not be crawling.

Hatch dates may be more critical for nuts and grains with a low degree of processing, such as oatmeal, chocolate covered nuts, etc.
All Grandma had to share with the kiddies were boxes of unopened fancy chocolate nuts, several years old. Each chocolate had a telltale pinhole showing where a newborn worm had escaped from its sweet lair, shortly after the hatch-date.
by The Milwaukee Merle November 1, 2013
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Mate Date

Going somewhere or doing something that would traditionally be considered a romantic or 'date-like' venue or event with someone who is a friend and you have no plans to be romantically involved with. Traditionally used to describe a female-male pairing
Tom and I had an awesome mate date, we went ice skating, went for dinner and had a stroll along the beach
by indierocknroller March 1, 2010
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blonde date

A masturbation technique where you put a blonde wig on your jerking hand so it looks like a blonde is fellating you.
Bro, who was that blonde chick that was blowing you last night?

Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.
by Otto Parts June 6, 2010
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groundhog date

When one seems to go on the same date over and over again, with either the same person or with different people.
It was groundhog date again with george last night: dinner and drinks. I'm getting kinda sick of this routine.
by kds818 October 7, 2009
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Fixed Blind Date

When you go on a blind date only to find that your date is actually blind.
Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!
by HI IM JAKE March 7, 2011
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