dole dosser

Someone who is lazy and is on unemployment benefit/welfare

Terrys a right dole dosser since he lost his job

by JamesD07 July 5, 2007

sneak disser

Someone who makes insulting comments about someone behind their back.

Also, That shit I don't like.

A sneak disser: that's that shit I don't like.

Person 1: I saw that bitch Adam wearing some fake nikes. That broke chief keef lookin ass.
Person 2: I bet you wont say it to his face though. You're such a sneak disser.

by SameCupDrink3 September 30, 2012

dasseyed

When one admits to doing something they most certainly did not do, due to a long interrogation process, utter stupidity, or a combination of the two.

Brendan was interrogated about a murder he was not involved in, but due to his lack of intellect and desire to get back to class for his project and watch Wrestlemania, he was dasseyed into making a false confession.

by Dr. Walter Fanchy October 5, 2016

Desserped

"Depressed" backwards. You could say it when you don't want to say the actual word to try to be discrete.

Person: I am desserped because my cat/dog/hamster/fridge died/was run over/stopped working

by KayMarie333 October 21, 2019

Text Dissertation

Sending multiple texts which far exceed the 160 character limit of a standard text message that often includes superfluous details; typically involves complex conversations that should take place via email or phone call.

Diane: Did you understand the point I was trying to make in my text?

Chris: You mean your last 16 texts in a row? No, Diane, because I didn't have time to read your text dissertation. Just call me.

by Tippy_CJM February 25, 2012

Derp Dissertation

Any insane rambling online wall of text cited with tons of hyperlinks to web sources of dubious credibility. Quite often ending or beginning with "I have done my research!" and sometimes with idiotic attempts to make themselves sound like a credible "expert" in something.

Dear Lord! I can't believe I read this entire Derp Dissertation on "Flat Earth Theory" by this dude on Reddit! I thought it was going to be hilarious. Turns out it was just mind numbingly stupid!

by TheHappyAthiest November 20, 2015

Daddy Dasher

A cunt in DI who gets bullied a lot even tho he is quite high in leadership in his division. Big daddy is refereed to his very low iq, and there is a book currently being made about the best ways of bullying him.

Daddy Dasher is a weebass cunt

by Someone From DI May 12, 2019