damp lettuce

after sex when your pussy still has lubricant in it

My damp lettuce is drying fast.

by taylor chode mister March 22, 2005

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damp balls

when balls have just began the journey into becoming soggy balls

jen just moved to seattle, she has damp balls.

by b tyson April 4, 2008

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Noun: The moist fuzz and lint from your pocket that accumulates on you phone's screen. This usually only occurs on hot/humid days, because the moisture on the phone screen is usually leg sweat.
Adjective: A very hot day when Damp fuzz could accumulate could be called a damp fuzz day.

Bill: It's really hot today

Johnny: I know, my phone's got Damp fuzz!

Tom: It sure is a Damp fuzz day...

by The Dank One May 31, 2015

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damp sorrow

taking a shit right after taking a shower

After taking a shower in the morning and drying off I got bubble guts and had to ruin my fresh asshole. What a damp sorrow.

by Edlardo January 30, 2014

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damp kebab

A moist smelly fanny/pussy. Even though it looks and smells awful you know it will taste lovely when you are drunk. May cause heart burn in the morning.

Sean couldn't wait to have a taste of Susies damp kebab even though he knew he would regret it in the morning.

by Seandoman January 11, 2015

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