To "do a Dallas Johnson" is to pass out while drinking, then regain consciousness and continue drinking copiously. Named in honour of Melbourne Storm/Queensland State of Origin lock forward Dallas Johnson, who was knocked unconscious (and convusling) on the first tackle of the 2007 State of Origin Game 2, then returned at half time and made thirty tackles.
Luke: I'm going to drink a slab of beers in 24 hours.
(Three hours later: ten beers + Luke both gone)
Rob: The only way he will finish is by doing a Dallas Johnson.
(Three hours later: ten beers + Luke both gone)
Rob: The only way he will finish is by doing a Dallas Johnson.
by Aspirex_of_Team_9 December 9, 2007
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Dallan is the type of person who’s misunderstood. On the outside he seems to be the most confident and strong person out there, although he does have those qualities, his internal conflicts forces him to lose sight of who he really is. He’s in his head a lot, thinking the worse things about himself. When in reality he is very intelligent, interesting, nerdy (in every good way possible), responsible, hardworking, hilarious, considerate, sweet and just amazing overall. And don’t get me started on how handsome he is.
He has this type of personality you can’t get any where else. He can make you smile with just the look in his eyes.
And although he might have some past turmoil that he needs to work through, just knowing how unbelievably capable he is in his daily life gives you more then enough faith he’ll break every barrier he needs to.
Dallan is unbelievably special person, if you have him in your life then never let him go. Because he is the definition of that kind of unconditional love that always puts you and your needs first.
And also he is fucking handsome as hell!! God took great care and time on him.
He has this type of personality you can’t get any where else. He can make you smile with just the look in his eyes.
And although he might have some past turmoil that he needs to work through, just knowing how unbelievably capable he is in his daily life gives you more then enough faith he’ll break every barrier he needs to.
Dallan is unbelievably special person, if you have him in your life then never let him go. Because he is the definition of that kind of unconditional love that always puts you and your needs first.
And also he is fucking handsome as hell!! God took great care and time on him.
Someone: “there’s this one guy I met today, I never met anyone like him! Fucking hot as hell too!!”
Someone else: “oh you must mean Dallan! No one can maintain get his attention, so don’t let him go!”
Someone else: “oh you must mean Dallan! No one can maintain get his attention, so don’t let him go!”
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by Foxfire_Alastor October 15, 2020
Get the a sloppy dallas mug.A person who is mysterious and intelligent. Has a good sense of humor and can really make everyone laugh so hard. Really sensitive and emotional.
Always misunderstood as a bad person as they tend to play a different persona. Once you get to know who they really are, they are kind hearted and sympathetic. They are good listeners and would be willing to help you any time. They would always know what advice to give for every situation.
They might look tough on the outside, but deep inside they’re soft. They are very affectionate and would love to have your company 24/7. They are good partners in life. You’ll just love everything about them.
Before judging their qualities, you better get to know them first.
Always misunderstood as a bad person as they tend to play a different persona. Once you get to know who they really are, they are kind hearted and sympathetic. They are good listeners and would be willing to help you any time. They would always know what advice to give for every situation.
They might look tough on the outside, but deep inside they’re soft. They are very affectionate and would love to have your company 24/7. They are good partners in life. You’ll just love everything about them.
Before judging their qualities, you better get to know them first.
Dallan is so amazing.
by Bwaaah1_9 February 19, 2019
Get the Dallan mug.A Dalilah is the most gorgeous woman or girl you would ever see in your life. Sure you've may seen some babes here and there, but I promise you... She's a keeper. She have had her heart broken multiple times before, and she doesn't want to feel that anymore. Make her want to trust you, she wants to talk to someone that understands her. Dalilah might be shy, or naive when it comes to love. But don't shut her down cause she doesn't want to call, or hangout. Dalilah just want's to see your relationship grow. She'll feel comfortable when she feels like it. Don't be impatient and rude. Just give her time to shine from the inside-out. But if you're foolish enough to break her heart, her tears and pain will follow you. You may have moved on, but she didn't, therefore she would never forget you. If you ever think about a Dalilah you haven't spoke to in a while, try to catch up on how she is. Make her feel good inside. Let her know you didn't forget about her either, and you wish to reconnect with her again.
"Do you remember Dalilah? That girl you broke up with before?"
"Yeah, so?"
"Dude I think she misses you. You should try talking to her again."
"Yeah, so?"
"Dude I think she misses you. You should try talking to her again."
by JunkyBxtch April 28, 2021
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A city consisting of 75% stoners/emo, 2% hawaiian, 10% ass holes/bitches, and 3% prudes, & 10% regular kids that just wanna get the hells outta this po dunk town! Had a herpes Epidemic in '06 at the middle school.Preps throw ragers and have sloppy sex with each other. often with the aid of roofies.Thus giving this town one of the highest teen pregnancy ratings in texas. GO FALCONS!
A city consisting of 75% stoners/emo, 2% hawaiian, 10% ass holes/bitches, and 3% prudes, & 10% regular kids that just wanna get the hells outta this po dunk town! Had a herpes Epidemic in '06 at the middle school.Preps throw ragers and have sloppy sex with each other. often with the aid of roofies.Thus giving this town one of the highest teen pregnancy ratings in texas. GO FALCONS!
by Fried Oreos May 25, 2008
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