referring to one's G or homie
man: yo dad, i was totally trippin over that bitch last night.
man 2: you mean the ho with the Bruce Springstein tattoo?
man: fuck that. that shit was tight.
man 2: you mean the ho with the Bruce Springstein tattoo?
man: fuck that. that shit was tight.
by asian1 January 30, 2008
Get the dadmug. I want to beat you to death with a blunt object.
I want to grab one of those high-end fashion mannequins by the ankles and bash your ribcage in.
I want to sharpen fifty pencils, bind them with a rubber band, stick the lead ends in your mouth, and punch the erasers.
I want to strap you to a bed of nails and then strap that bed of nails to the hood of my car so I can watch you suffer as we drive over speed bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake.
I want to burn your dog in front of you, mix his ashes with gunpowder, melt his bone-shaped name tag into a small metal ball, load it all into a musket, and shoot you in the face with it.
I want you to somehow survive a terrible car crash and then somehow not survive a small fender bender on the way back from the hospital.
thank you that poems called dad
-bo burnham
I want to grab one of those high-end fashion mannequins by the ankles and bash your ribcage in.
I want to sharpen fifty pencils, bind them with a rubber band, stick the lead ends in your mouth, and punch the erasers.
I want to strap you to a bed of nails and then strap that bed of nails to the hood of my car so I can watch you suffer as we drive over speed bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake.
I want to burn your dog in front of you, mix his ashes with gunpowder, melt his bone-shaped name tag into a small metal ball, load it all into a musket, and shoot you in the face with it.
I want you to somehow survive a terrible car crash and then somehow not survive a small fender bender on the way back from the hospital.
thank you that poems called dad
-bo burnham
dad
by that dumb shit November 20, 2018
Get the dadmug. by henry balfour August 25, 2008
Get the dadmug. by capitalismluver November 2, 2019
Get the Dadmug. 
Homie: What happened to you, bro? Why are you broke?
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him
by Anonymousmf123 February 4, 2020
Get the Dadmug. The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.
"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"
by Devin B June 13, 2006
Get the The DADSmug.