I don't even.

A short way to say "I don't even know" while simultaneously shaking your head, laughing at how terribly retarded people can be.

Often used with responses to "...'The Fuck"

Bill: Mary told me she had sex with her brother.
Joe: ...............'The fuck.
Bill: I don't even.

by lolmart April 3, 2010

I don't even know what hole to put my dick in

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes

"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."

by ybsubnairb December 10, 2009

Don't Even @ Me

Do not even include me into whatever you are talking about whether it's in Social Media or in word of mouth if not we'll have beef.

Kevin: Hey Tony is a moron

Tony: Boy don't even @ me

by Amemeonifunny October 12, 2018

don't even trip

Don't act like you don't understand.

Don't think for a minute that I'm going to believe you don't know the truth about the situation.

Girl, don't even trip. That man is not going to call you.

No, you can't use my credit card. Don't even trip.

by Pam November 30, 2003

i don't even know

i don't even know

human 1:where is you're mom?

human:i don't even know

by achoman/powdahoo/hrman February 11, 2022

Don't Even

Short version of Don't even bother

1: Thanks
2: Don't even

by WK Coke can December 4, 2003

don't even trip

trip joke,joking,messing,kidding,playing

Dan:I just saw your girl with another guy at the mall!!
Kurt: Don't even trip! ..You're trippin right?

by Kelse November 29, 2003