D.A.R.E.

Goverment funded anti-drug program that sends police officers to teach 5th graders how to use common household items to get high. They also show children videos featuring a penguin and a rabbit who kidnap kids and force them to smoke the 'evil' marijuana. Because D.A.R.E. is notorious for using false information and scare tactics, most kids with common sense don't take the program seriously. Basically it's a huge waste of tax dollars and school time.

* 5th Grade Classroom *

D.A.R.E. Officer: Now children, as you know, most drug users are lazy, jobless, homicidal rapists, and since drugs cost alot of money, many druggies will use household items to get high.

Kid: Like what?

D.A.R.E. Officer: Oh, lots of things like white-out, paint thinner, sharpies, keyboard cleaner, whipped cream cans, and gas fumes can be used to get high.

Kid: Whoa, cool!

* Everyone starts sniffing markers *

by sim sim salabim October 13, 2005

D.A.N

Dank.Ass.Nugget
A weed nug that is high in potency and gets you really high.

Yo that D.A.N from last night had my head spinnin.

Yo grab that D.A.N so we can't feel our faces later on.

by Asian Baby Feast March 23, 2009

D.A.R.E.

A program, often taught by police, which tries to brainwash young and impressionable children into believing slanted information and sometimes out-right lies about drugs.

1. D.A.R.E. taught me that marijuana will make you kill people.
2. D.A.R.E. to think for yourself..

by Lemmy April 29, 2003

D.A.R.E.

Drug
Abuse
Resistance
Education

e.g. a bunch of bullshit taught by a cop to your kids

"YES!!! I won the D.A.R.E. award and got a free T-shirt."
"Whatever you little fucking narc, give it 5 years and you'll be as doped out as any of us."

by Nick D February 23, 2003

D.A. Moodie

School in Ottawa that couldn't afford paper and closed in 2017. D.A. Moodie is now likely a meth lab run by the former principle.

Yeah, I used to go to D.A. Moodie, before it turned into a meth lab.

by vlootboot February 10, 2018

D.A.D.S (dads)

“Day after drinking shits”

“I shouldn’t have drank so much last night, the D.A.D.S are killing me.”
“The D.A.D.S?”
“Yeah, it means day after drinking shits”
D.A.D.S (dads)- day after drinking shits

by bigtiddiegothgf February 24, 2019

D.A.R.E.

Drug Abuse Resistance Education
D.A.R.E. worked in the 80's but in the 90's all those little 4th and 5th graders who went to the program are now potheads.

I D.A.R.E. you to keep me off drugs.

by D.A.R.E. Graduate 89' April 29, 2003