Curd Turd

Human excrement that, for whatever reason, appears to look more like tofu than human dung.

My god, I just shat a curd turd. It looks like a bleached pickle.

by Big "So Money" Kev February 3, 2006

bean curd

someone who isn't very smart and is REALLY annoying and has not experienced a lot of the world. they are also very helpless.

"sam you left the tv on."
"you turn it off, i'm already in the other room."
"fine you little bean curd."

by googlyeyes: January 17, 2010

beef curds

the flaps of the vagina near clitoris

"i love her beef curds, there so soft."
"what are beef curs man?"
"pff.. you need urban dictionary my friend."

by greg mca January 10, 2006

cheese curd

The act of two guys with foreskin putting there dicks head to head and raping them together and jerking off till one of them has there ejaculation in the other guys dick head.

Those guys where cheese curding last night. Hey wana go cheese curd??

by snitzeltruck December 16, 2010

Lululemon Curds

What you call cellulite on the butt and legs that are accentuated by tight workout pants.

I spent the entire class behind a row of Lululemon curds.

by CougarKevin July 12, 2019

Cheese Curds

The viscous white clumps that may appear following vaginal penetration due to insufficient lubrication.

I pulled out my cock and she sucked off her cheese curds.
I had to pick so many cheese curds off my sheets.
Mama makes the best cheese curds.

by VermicideLovingWorm January 17, 2018

Cheese curd

When you jizz into a bag of Cheetos and serve them to your friends

Did you hear John was serving cheese curds to his ex last night?

by JoJo Rabbit December 29, 2017