large curd

Cottage cheese that is of the large curd variety.

"For dinner today I had large curd because it is a great source of protein."

by Jogoman May 23, 2008

Canadian Curd Bucket

1. A scatological sex act. The giver defecates onto (solid) or into (liquid) his or her lovers nose. Rumored to be a favorite among the many sexual deviants that inhabit the great white north

2. A practical joke. A person who is passed out or deep in sleep is given a Canadian Curd Bucket by rubbing fecal matter into their nostrils. This results in an ever-present and overwhelming odor perceptible only to the recipient. If done properly the recipient will be only be able to smell and taste feces for days.

Chad: He Steve what did you do while you were in Edmonton?
Steve: I watched a Vietnamese whore give a guy a Canadian Curd Bucket at a peep show. It was the best!

Chris: Everywhere I go today stinks like shit!
Will: Oh, I forgot to tell you, I gave you a Canadian Curd Bucket while you were passed out.

by Patient zero December 9, 2008

Cheese Curd

When a man shaves his nuts and his girl sucks them till they squeak.

I gave Angie some fresh Cheese Curds last night.

by Trey-J September 3, 2016

turd curd

When someone farts so hard you can taste it (like chewing on curd)

When someone farts so hard it sounds like they turded in their pants.

Wife: Damn! Did you fart?
Husband: Yeah! it was a real turd curd!

by phantom gas chamber December 18, 2009

pussy curd

When a woman has dried sperm (male or female) on her pubes or anywhere on the outside or near her pussy. Similar to dick cheese.

guy 1 "Damn why did you break up with that bitch she got a fine ass!"

guy 2 "She had fuckin pussy curds!"

guy 1 "Nasty!"

or

guy 1 "You suck dick!"

guy 2 "Well you smell like pussy curds!"

by urban dictionary guru November 11, 2009

cheese curd

Typical residents of midwestern sprawl. Generally obese, thes e creatures have lifestyles centered around television viewing , cheap canned beer, and bad low-fiber foods. Working crappy corporate service-sector jobs, they generally vote republican and don't care why.

The cheese curd, being too lazy to walk while shopping at WalMart, chose to employ one of the electric wheelchairs reserved for mobility-impaired patrons.

by Graham Paul Knopp March 31, 2007

cunt curd

Fumunda cheese for women. The mayonnaise clam.

Damn, Karen's pussy is stanky from all her layers of cunt curds.

by MingoTheDingo March 4, 2021