The sexual act of a woman (or man) standing behind a naked man, holding him as if he is a cello. One hand would be covering his mouth (in a sort of rapey way), while the other hand gives him a hand job (resembling the bow of the stringed instrument). A plucking motion may also be used to play with or fondle the balls or scrotum at the base of the recipient’s penis.
The only documented case of a man being raped by a handjob was in 1998, when world renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma was on tour in China, and a crazed fan attempted to imitate his work on their male partner in the form of a strong cello.
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When trying to get rid of an unwanted problem in life ie bad habbit, (ex)-girfriend, you cannot get it to leave your life despite trying to shake it off...sticks to you like Cellophane!
Combating alcoholism...you'd get rid of it, if only it didnt stick to you by you drinking every night!...Your having a Cellophane Complex
Relationship...trying to get old girlfriend out of your head and out your life, if only you could stop texting, calling or thinking about her!...Your having a Cellophane Complex
Relationship...trying to get old girlfriend out of your head and out your life, if only you could stop texting, calling or thinking about her!...Your having a Cellophane Complex
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Get the Culloden mug.Simply translated as "My cello of death", Mon Cello Morte refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch and garnished with a violent odour. The term initially derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note see Mon Cello. "Mon Cello Morte", however, may only be applied to a gas leak as described above, coupled with an extraordinary smell that invokes the involuntary reaction of vomiting.
"Oh My God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend was Mon Cello."
"Urgh"
Friend vomits
"Sorry - that, my friend, was Mon Cello Morte"
"Somebody light a match!"
"That, my friend was Mon Cello."
"Urgh"
Friend vomits
"Sorry - that, my friend, was Mon Cello Morte"
"Somebody light a match!"
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Get the Mon Cello Morte mug.homosexual- The word is a shortened form of Marcellos, who is a member of a popular internet forum. After repetitive association with Lady Gaga and soccer, the term "cellos" evolved.
Those shorts are way to short. You look cellos.
Straighten your wrist. People are going to thing you're cellos.
Straighten your wrist. People are going to thing you're cellos.
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