hide the cucumber

A vegetarian euphemism for sexual intercourse.

After Tim and Melissa finished their tempeh, they went off to the bedroom for a round of hide the cucumber.

by Mr. Narglesby February 6, 2010

Cucumber Tyrone

A cucumber used for sexual gratification by white suburban mothers.

Oh no, I just realized that there were cucumbers in that salad. I hope your mom wasn't using them as a Cucumber Tyrone.

by feeshna May 25, 2015

cucumber pants

Very tight pants, especially in the region of the crotch, where you can actually see the shaft of a grown mans penis.

David Bowie's hot outfit in the "Labyrinth" is a perfect example the most righteous cucumber pants.

by Andrew DeLong September 20, 2005

russian cucumber

When a man inserts his dick in a cucumber hot dog style and he inserts it into a woman's asshole.

"Omg I am so sore from that russian cucumber you gave to me Jonny!"

by I Am Bueno April 16, 2014

Frosty Cucumber

When a girl takes a bite of ice cream and then gives a guy a blow job.

who needs peanut butter and jelly when i can have a frosty cucumber.

by Lauren and Karl June 25, 2007

cool as a cucumber

(adj.) Cool with the added simile of a watery vegetable.

He was as cool as a cucumber.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

Sea Cucumber

A soggy under-water dildo.

That's like saying a Sea Cucumber is like a Shark. One is a soggy under-water dildo, and the other is a killing machine.

by Faenaussa July 6, 2011