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Crypto Vampire

A Crypto Vampire is a type of sociopathic internet troll,similar to a psychic vampire (one who feeds on the life force energy of others)The difference being a crypto vampire uses the internet and social media as their hunting ground.
Using gang stalking tactics,psychological operations as well as occult tactics to create controversy and discord in various online communities.
These individuals are known to have a multitude of alternate online identities and sock puppet accounts.
Which they utilize to manipulate their prey and create the illusion that there is a group of individuals involved.
Many times there will be two opposing identities,one posing as a friend or ally,for the purposes of gas lighting
while another or others are simultaneously attacking,threatening,and gangstalking the victim.
The purpose of this is to illicit an emotional/energetic response or "trigger" the victim

which the Crypto Vampire then feeds on.If the victim does not realize they are being targeted the eventual outcome
is a psychological breakdown of the victim and in some cases a delusional state of psychosis.
Kind of like a Sociopath for the digital age.
I'm telling you,you need to cease all contact with Thomas,you can't trust anything he says he's a total Crypto Vampire.
by Hog Belly August 6, 2019
mugGet the Crypto Vampiremug.

Crypto Punks

The CryptoPunks are 10,000 uniquely generated characters. No two are exactly alike, and each one of them can be officially owned by a single person on the Ethereum blockchain. Originally, they could be claimed for free by anybody with an Ethereum wallet, but all 10,000 were quickly claimed.

They began the anonymous avatar NFT boom of 2021, inspiring celebrities like Jay Z to change their pfp if they owned a punk.
A bunch of celebrities like Jay Z, Gary Vee, and Beanie are all Crypto Punks.
by Planet Darth June 30, 2021
mugGet the Crypto Punksmug.

crypto bum

A crypto bum is someone that does not buy any cryptocurrency but rather goes around social media sites (reddit, facebook, etc) looking for airdrops of cryptocurrencies to sell on the market to make ends meet.
Person A: Dude I just got $30 worth of shitcoin from a reddit post! I swapped it into an altcoin and sold it on an exchange, bring out the red panties tonight!

Person B: Stop being a crypto bum and get a real job.
by eternalriw November 19, 2021
mugGet the crypto bummug.

Crypto Guru

With the recent explosion of cryptocurrency, crypto gurus refer to those individuals that make cryptocurrencies and the various personalities/internet celebrities surrounding the medium their entire personality, often to a cringe extent. It is also common for these individuals to insert crypto into any conversation imaginable.
Person 1: I want to get into cryptocurrency, I've been hearing a lot of chatter surrounding Bitcoin and Ethereum. Do you know anyone I can talk to about crypto?
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.

Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!
by ubcsauderbcom January 31, 2022
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Crypto Armenian

People with Armenian heritage typically residing in Turkey who hid their Armenian ancestry after the Armenian genocide of 1915 to avoid persecution and discrimination. They are typically Turkish people with full or partial ethnic Armenian origin. They can also be called hidden Armenians.
My Kurdish friend just found out he's actually a Crypto Armenianhiding from the genocide, yeah he's having a bit of an identity crisis.
by cerealcrusader January 18, 2022
mugGet the Crypto Armenianmug.

crypto mangal

A person of Bulgarian descent who has a somewhat darker skin color. Is usually hypocritically racist towards Romani people and supports Hitler and other right-wing ideologues without realizing that he would be seen as racially inferior by the average Nazi.
Petko keeps acting like a Nazi and making terribly offensive comments about ethnic minorities. He doesn't seem to realize that racist people in other countries would treat him the exact same way as he treats minorities in his own country. A typical crypto mangal.
by Lonx Joy Joy October 11, 2019
mugGet the crypto mangalmug.

Crypto-itis

When a young professional man becomes obsessed with crypto
jonny: 'yo dave hows your crypto portfolio going'
david: 'farrrrrk wake me up when september ends'
jonny: 'bro u got a bad case of crypto-itis'
by opulence_magic February 18, 2021
mugGet the Crypto-itismug.

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