Pee pee crayon

Slang word for weed used by teenagers in the Midwest region

Person 1: "Damn bro u good?"
Person 2: "Nah bro I'm on that pee pee crayon."

by XxMortifyxX September 23, 2018

crayonized

The condition of the clothes and the inside of a clothes drier after a child's crayon goes undiscovered through the dry cycle.

After opening the drier to fold the clothes, mom was horrified when she found the clothes and the drier had been crayonized.

by dale338 October 19, 2009

road crayon

A sport motorcycle rider.
(See squid)

Bob: Did you see how fast that guy was going?
Tim: Yeah. He'd make a nice road crayon.

by Tilt The Horizon August 25, 2005

Bum crayon

When you've been to the toilet no matter how much you wipe there is still poo there

OMG i've been wiping for 20 mins and this bum crayon is not going anywhere!!

by crazy co-op lady September 25, 2009

Purple Crayon

Another name for a black guys penis. Comes from the fact that some black men's penises are so dark they appear purple in color.

Man Alexa can get enough of those purple crayons, what a hoe!!

by Daryl The Sterile December 6, 2010

Pink Crayon

A dog's penis.

Eww, check it out, my dog's pink crayon is out!

by SoGGyCupCaKeS November 9, 2009

not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass

well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box

by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007