Friend one: Hey brah! Lets smoke a bowl!
Friend two: Hell yeah! Let burn it down!
Friend one: Damn man, I don't know if there is another hit.
Friend two: Well push it down and see if it's still "crunchy"
Friend two: Hell yeah! Let burn it down!
Friend one: Damn man, I don't know if there is another hit.
Friend two: Well push it down and see if it's still "crunchy"
by Architorcher September 6, 2010
Slang for light infantry, paratroopers or any other dismounted grunt. Refers to the sound that their bones make when being crushed by the tracks of a tank or APC as they are run over.
Run that jerry crunchy over! (WWII era)
Run those gook crunchies over! (vietnam era, plural)
Run that towel-headed haji crunchy over! (iraq era)
Look at them crunchies jumpin' from a plane! Bet they're gonna be tired after humpin' all the way home. Death before dismount!
Run those gook crunchies over! (vietnam era, plural)
Run that towel-headed haji crunchy over! (iraq era)
Look at them crunchies jumpin' from a plane! Bet they're gonna be tired after humpin' all the way home. Death before dismount!
by jihad of sheep February 9, 2007
The act of being a country person, may be a little ghetto, usaslly wearing something that makes you go WTF..or oo...kay...=/...
by =N' January 21, 2010
Man 1: Dude that new album is so crunchy.
Man 2: I know but, did you see that meteor shower it was crunchier.
Man 1: We're so crunchy.
Man 2: I know but, did you see that meteor shower it was crunchier.
Man 1: We're so crunchy.
by Benjaminlopez9 December 4, 2014
Using the same theory as a wedgie. The crunchy is the next step in this ever evolving torture medium.
A hand full of gravel, 1/2 to 1 1/4 inch rocks, are inserted into the back of the victims underwear. Then the underwear is pulled up from the rear. The victim is taken off there feet if this is done properly and blood should pour from the ass.
This can also be combined with the atomic wedgie, the result would obviously be the atomic crunchy.
A hand full of gravel, 1/2 to 1 1/4 inch rocks, are inserted into the back of the victims underwear. Then the underwear is pulled up from the rear. The victim is taken off there feet if this is done properly and blood should pour from the ass.
This can also be combined with the atomic wedgie, the result would obviously be the atomic crunchy.
Guy 1 - Hey man. Whats up.
Guy 2 - We saw this super nerd at the park. Me and (insert meet head football guys name here) gave him a crunchy.
Guy 1 - Yea! That's what he gets for being at the park!
Guy 2 - Your right, hey lets go suck each others cocks.
Guy 2 - We saw this super nerd at the park. Me and (insert meet head football guys name here) gave him a crunchy.
Guy 1 - Yea! That's what he gets for being at the park!
Guy 2 - Your right, hey lets go suck each others cocks.
by m_l_ca October 10, 2009
Used to describe someone when they are being grouchy, crabby, irritable, etc. A much softer way to call someone out on it and describe their mood.
"Have you seen your brother today? That fools been going around frowning at everyone and making rude remarks. Why's he being so crunchy?"
by pocalyptic June 22, 2017