Bum crum

Someone who is acting very bummy.

Grace: I hate you!
Shazana: Ugghh ur such a bum crum!

by master_fu_my_bestie December 5, 2021

Crum-Ewing

A Boss, a genius, an amazing lover, a man with a huge cock, eats pussy better then any other. simply the best type of man you could be

man o man i wish i could be a Crum-Ewing they get all the ladies and are so fucking cool

by thatguywhoknowsall33 September 21, 2011

crummed sausage

Where and male and a female are having sex on either a sandy beach or a sand bank, where the males penis is crummed in sand.

oh Ray, your penis is all sandy, youve got a crummed sausage

by Shanelle January 29, 2006

crum tilda

a fat housekeeper with wretched crumby feet

there are so many crumbs on you feet , you are crum tilda

by oren November 6, 2004

crum of a defected turd

a flake of a maljusted body waste

You look like a crum of a defected turd you freak of nature.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Shit crums

The word shit crums, also known as TURD crums comes from the word skies. The definition of this word are the little flakes that stick to your ass. This can be easily wiped off by toilet paper and wiping it across ur stinky ass.

"Skies has shit crums stuck around his ass cheeks.

by blackmanwhooper44 January 20, 2021

Dusty crum

A smelly crumby man

That dusty crum took my underwear again!

by Dusty crum May 9, 2018