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hollow crouton

a term of offense, often used in jokingly making fun of somebody or something.
person 1: what’s up?
person 2: the sky lol you noob
person 3: no, it’s the ceiling you hollow crouton
by yeehaw bandit January 3, 2019
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Soggy croutons

The term for when your testicles are shriveled up and get moist.
"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."
by anonymous September 11, 2021
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crotch crouton

Vaginal discharge, which has dried and encrusted to the male or female genitalia post intercourse.
It really hurt when I peeled off that crotch crouton this morning.
by Sparf-meef May 18, 2007
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Ass Croutons

butt crunchies. (see be-low)
She did a reach-around, and in so doing, came up with a handful of ass croutons.
by Phil-yah July 5, 2006
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salty crouton

teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat
Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.
by Gastrogary February 20, 2011
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Bellybutton Crouton

When a man ejaculates into his own bellybutton and leaves it to dry for an extended period of time. Once dried he then proceeds to eat it as a last resort snack.
Danny, after being stranded in the Sahara Desert, ate all 7 of his bellybutton croutons to satisfy his hunger.
by Hammy Sausages June 22, 2019
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pierce the crouton

to engage in coitus while nomming on some salad dressing...if you know what I mean.
"Man, that Dalicious is bangin. Are you gonna pierce the crouton wit her tonight?"
"Helllllll to the yaaaaaa dawg"
by dacrouton January 31, 2012
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