crotchile

Region of the sacred space of a male or female i.e. penis, testicles or vagina

Dude stop lookin at my crotchile reason. Wtf faggot!

by mckennasn May 13, 2012

Crotchfiend

A word use to describe somebody with whorish tendencies, usually used in jest.

John: I'm totally thinking of asking Wendy out.
Mark: You shouldn't do that, Wendy is a total crotchfiend

by herpderp666 September 26, 2012

Crotchicorn

A Unicorn in a guy’s pants. Magical, beautiful, and rare because it is one-of-a-kind.

You’ve never seen a boner like mine. It’s a magical, beautiful, and rare crotchicorn.

by Pi74 September 11, 2018

crotchies

when u have little rodents running around in your crotch, it feels wierd, REALLY WIERD

dude i have to say my crotchies are itchin like a bitch

by aubrey langeland May 6, 2003

Crotchie

A selfie of your undercarriage

That ho be sweatin' my nutz, so I sent her a crotchie to seal the diz'eal

by SaintBreesy09 February 6, 2015

crotchicorn

The infamous severed unicorn head duct taped and gorilla glued to someone's genitalia.

Look at how horny that crotchicorn is.

by imacactusstingray February 2, 2017

crochbit

Some one who bites another person in the croch! (Not literally) It has to be AGAINST a female!

(A cheap shot)! Imagine Your getting the best blow job in the WORLD then she bites it!!! a crochbite feels just as bad as that but its verbally not physically directed toward a female!

Sitting down at your girlfriends house, eating dinner with her parents... You ask for a moment of silence.. the attention is on you! You say your daughter is soo loose, is that a family trait or just her?
You go home and tell your bros the story. And your buddy turns to you and says WOW man you crochbit her! VERRY NICE!

by cocabomo November 4, 2009