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Crop-dust

To fart discretely and then walk away from the scene so as not to be detected.
"My stinky was completely undetected, Susan...I crop-dusted my way across the party."
by Michael Cunningham January 27, 2004
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crop dust

when someone passes gas around you and then escapes as if it never happened
"Man, how you gonna crop dust me like that?"
by amy ice December 31, 2007
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crop spray

A dump that comes with an explosion but is not firm, resulting in a spray which covers the toilet bowl. After flushing the water from the system will wash it away, leaving
some of the spray behind. a shit like this is helpful in toilet bowl design as you can see where the flush water goes and where it doesn't
to achieve a crop spray eat lots of fatty foods cheese duck burgers and drink lots of alcohol.
If eating a French diet the spray will come out with a reddish colour due to the red wine
by komunicator August 8, 2006
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crop circle

similar to crop dusting when you fart while walking, crop circling is when you fart while walking through revolving doors
"I totally crop circled that old lady behind me walking out of the bank."
by tbonewalker December 21, 2008
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crop dusting

When someone cuts a fart as they walk by others at their work place and then exits the scene leaving the people behind to fight about who did it.
Kevin enters room. (Kevin farts quietly while walking by, leaving immediately) Harold-"I think Kevin just dusted us dude" Jeremy-"Yeah, now he is probably going to Uncle Ted it in the bathroom for a while." Jason-"Why is he always CROP DUSTING anyway?" Brenda-"He eats a lot of cabbage at Addel's hot tub parties the other day he even dropped a tub trout." Kevin-"I think I just made a crop CIRCLE in my pants"
by J to tha ermsie December 28, 2005
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crop dusted

The act of passing by someone having just farted.
AWW! That smelly old bastard just crop dusted me!
by cougrpncher January 20, 2011
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crop dusting

farting while walking, specifically down the aisles of cubicles at the office. Relevance to rows of cubicles being referred to as a cubicle farm.
by Josh Bova August 29, 2003
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