Croc Hopper

A "game" that was supposed to be released on funbrain about 6 years ago.

They never got around to it.

Dude 1: "Wanna go play Croc Hopper?"
Dude 2: "Are you stoned? It's not out yet."

by theaob November 9, 2010

croc block

When a male is assumed to be a homosexual due to the presence of crocs on ones feet.

i asked her if she wanted to go have sex. she replied with a gang of laughter and the words ' croc block ' and asked me if i wanted to go shopping instead.

by Joel dontfuckwiththebuck October 28, 2010

Croc Offs

Knock off versions of the painfully ubiquitous those terribly ugly and oddly trendy shoes Crocs.

Ashley: That guy would be so cute if only he wasn't wearing Crocs.

Lisa: EWWWW those aren't even real Crocs, they're croc offs.

by Sandersein May 18, 2008

Croc Spots

The tannned spots that appear on the tops of your feet after wearing Croc footwear for a prolonged period in the sun

Hey, you've got a bunch of dirty marks all over your feet.
No, they are just my Croc spots

by H4567 August 2, 2008

Croc Condom

A croc condom is any condom with a hole or that doesn't work. If you use it and you end up with a kid it's a croc condom.

bro 1. You a daddy now bruh
bro 2. yeah, bitch gave me a croc condom

by That_One_Guy_***** January 3, 2020

croc posal

Proposing to your lover while in crocs or marrying a crocodile

My Military Friend Sean gave his girlfriend a croc posal on the beach

by I love birds October 2, 2022

croc-butter

The feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.

Avoidance of the croc-butters is the real reason you can't swim until an hour after you eat.

by Drexel November 26, 2007