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The Crimson Fucker

@The Crimson Fuckr is my alias. Yes I am a Fuckmothering VAMPIRE and yes I did shoot Edward 37 times!!! You're welcome Team Jacob. On second thought GO suck, er... I mean...fund...my big throbbing vampire dick and support it's official release?

Bty user called Father ALEXANDER Anderson (who is also Irish)! You forgot to make a new definition for little Timmy who is still (unsurprisingly) glued to your crotch ya Catholic fuckbucket.
Me : Is it that time of the month already? Weeell, I was wondering if you ever heard of The Crimson Fucker cleaning & pleasure services? The fuckmothering definition of classy!
40 year old Team Jacob Chick (blushing in embarrassed outrage) : AGH Wha--
Me : OOH I AM SO NOT YO MOTHA LAST NIGHT! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM (exactly 37 times, count if you like)
by Nemortul November 15, 2019
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Hudson Crips

Hudson Crips is the most badass hang around, you see them and you start running. When you hear the words “Hudson” you know danger is coming to you.
Joe: Damn!

Me: What?
Joe: the Hudson Crips attacked me last night
Me: damn!
by futfeddish December 15, 2022
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crisbel

A Crisbel is a nice and sweet girl that will always be there for you. A Crisbel is pretty and smart but so short except with the biggest butt ever
Woah look at Crisbel
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crimson twat stamp

The mark and/or odor that is left on an object after a nude menstruating woman has seated herself upon it.

Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.

By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.

see also: murder scene
Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 24, 2008
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cripster

A hipster that is also crippled.
He's a cripster, dude... he's rocking the hipster angle AND the sympathy angle all in one!
by illuminatedwax November 25, 2010
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King Crimson

Dude 1: Hey, how does King Crimson work?

Dude 2: It just works.
by DioBrandoIsHawt July 10, 2019
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Crimson Chin

A person that has a specially large chin. Like the super hero from the show Fairly Odd Parents.
Hey, there comes the Crimson Chin!
by SalBlue June 28, 2018
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