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crit your son

to perform a critical attack on your son involves jumping and hitting sequence which does a lot of dmg (prob 7 hearts)
Elias lost his fathers credit card so his dad's friend said "Go crit your son as punishment"
by elias a bitch December 14, 2021
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heals can crit

Heals genral are ment to HEAL, but in late 2007, on Madoran server (World of Warcraft) a group on Battleground players came into the Trade_chat and started talking the concept of "Crit heals"

A Crit heal is a MASSIVE heal, that is usely maxed, and higher then normal. The term crit itself means Critical : which in turn uselly refers to damage. That is why ppl still argue over the term Heal Crit or Crit heal, is appropriate to use and describe a massive heal.
Heals can crit, anytime.

Heals can crit with a high lvl player only.

heals can crit, bottom line.

chuck norris even knows Heals can crit.
by Saruwatari Taiki January 21, 2008
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Crit my pants

In an Online Game when someone scores a mass critical heal/Hit You can say 'I just Crit my pants".

Coined by Aven of Blade radio in Aion
Aven:Dude i just Crit my pants

Yen: Lol
by GW_Watchman December 3, 2009
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Random crits are fair and balanced

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.
person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up
by st. ego February 4, 2021
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66 come on my crits

When you got nuin better to say and you don’t want to shout racist words because you died to some baaawsheet
Friend 1: Ffs you just got us all killed from a most wanted
Friend 2: 66 come on my crits
by 66crits November 9, 2020
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Cosmetic Crit

In a video game, a critical hit that occurs when a normal hit would have killed the enemy. Typically annoying in that the crit would have been desired when the enemy was at full health.
An example of a cosmetic crit in Fire Emblem: Three Houses

*Felix goes to fight some enemy*
*He has a 40% chance of landing a crit on the enemy*
*first hit: 34 damage, enemy is almost dead*

Player: Dang, no crits.

*enemy punches Felix back, Felix takes 10 damage*

Player: Would have avoided it if he’d gotten the crit, but oh well.

Felix, going for the killing blow: I’LL CUT YOU DOWN!

Player: Seriously, Felix? You couldn’t have gotten that earlier?
by Shepherd Guy July 20, 2022
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Crit

Short form for critical (critical condition). When someone is extremely high on a drug. Can be used to describe a stupid person, comparing them to that of an extremely intoxicated person.

originating in 2014 by Cloud 9
Person 1: I smoked 40 poppers today i’m crit
Person 2: Carter and Butters just fought and they both lost. They’re so crit.
by cavemannoises August 23, 2022
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