cranal

To dress ones dick as a bird, preferably a japanese or majestic crane, possibly of paradise, into a an anal cavity of varying desirability

Hey bro, you and so and so are getting close, you tried cranal yet?

by crane-MAN April 5, 2015

Cranapple

One who is being in the presence of a person by the name of Joe or Joseph.

Person A - "Yo, nigga, you kickin' it cranapple style tonight?"

Person B - "Ah shit son, you best belive it. Joe and I are possed' ta roll up a blizzy (weed filled cigar) in da back streets. Nah mean?"

by Steve Whittman March 2, 2009

crabapplemcnastys

I think it's some sort of contagious vaginal disease.

Man that whore really must have a bad case of the crabapplemcnastys, my crotch really itches.

by Gordan Freeman January 16, 2004

crapapalooza

An event or series of events so crap-laden that it transcends craptacular, craptastic, but falls short of crapnarok.

My bosses wouldn't let me off for medical appointments so I quit my job. My appointments found gallbladder disease. Now I'm going to have a hard time paying for the fucking surgery. This week's been a real crapapalooza.

by Rafn April 25, 2005

Cranal

crazy anal

one step below insane anal (insanal)

2 steps below branal

guy 1: so what happened with you and that babe that was sitting on your lap last night?
guy 2: she was so wasted, bro. i took advantage of her and did her up the butt. it was crazy, man.
guy 1: that, my good man, is cranal.

by JaguaRuggiero August 24, 2008

canaping

Activity of canoeing and camping.

My son and granddaughter are going canaping canoeing camping on the Wisconsin River.

by The one and only Mary Sunshine September 8, 2011

crayap

crap. like, ya know, that shity shit that comes outta ur ass when u popped to many ex-laxxes

suck my crayap

by sonihi April 6, 2004