yuppie crack

High quality, expensive coffee (i.e. Starbucks, Peets, etc.)

Give her the news after she has some yuppie crack.

by Dr. J. August 3, 2005

The 'crack sweat' theorem

Theory identifying the cause of a consistent, vague odour of fecal matter i.e. absolute shit, in some.
The theory states: initially, said person, has failed to properly wipe their crack fully, thus leaving remnants of shit (dingleberries). With strenuous activity and/ or heat, sweat develops within the ass crack. This sweat mixes with the now encrusted and dried fecal matter, bringing it back to life, creating a noxious fume- comparable to shitting your pants.

Proposed in 2006.

Turdpreet: 'Yo, geeza, I swear i can smell shit ya' know; like full on shit!'

Shitinderpal: 'Yeh geez, me too. I smell it all the time in this lesson, it's probably (insert name here), 'cus he's so fat- he properly can't wipe his arse properly!'

Turdepreet: 'Oh yeah, that's a good point, that ties in nicely with the 'crack sweat' theorem (2006). That explains it!'

Shitinderpal: 'Oi (insert name here) you fat twat, go wipe your bumhole son, you need some bleach in there, smells like hardcore shit!'

by Anonymous Bosch June 13, 2012

Craber

A gentleman or gentlewoman who fornicates in / or under more than 50 percent cotton linens. If wearing denim the crabe is rejected, as not full crabe has occured.

Garth: Yo bro you crabed last night I heard?
Bates: Had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
Garth: Heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
Bates: Oh damn, I was almost a craber? Shit.

by Keith Stoner January 11, 2011

Are you on crack?

Directed to someone who is acting out of control or acts like they are on drugs

Are you on crack?

by Nix & BL June 20, 2001

ass-crack of dawn

really early in the morning.

I had a flight to catch, so I had to wake up at the ass-crack of dawn.

by kristiealexis January 13, 2008

crack of ass

what people say instead of "at the crack of dawn" to try and be funny.

"Mann It's soo late! I gotta wake up at the crack of ass tomorrow!"

by LMLYM7 July 7, 2008

cracka moment

The white equivalent of a nigga monent.

Cathie Black had a cracka moment when she said birth control can stop the tide of growing class sizes.

by Sabal Laiwalayam February 23, 2011