Covfefe 

A clusterfuck of seven letters randomly fused together to conclude a tweet that was doomed from the moment the author tapped the "compose tweet" icon. The word originated just after midnight on May 31st, 2017, from the phone of a small-handed Oompa Loompa who was attempting to complain about how unfairly he was being treated. However, the man's small hands were still sticky from a late night pussy grabbing spree, and because women allow men to grab them by the pussy (or do anything, whatever they want) when they're stars, they became especially wet when he grabbed them. The combination of female fluids on his fingers, the orange spray paint that was slowly melting off his skin and onto his phone's screen and the famously small hands from which the tweet originated likely contributed to the word's birth.

God damn, I get the worst covfefe.

Covfefe by Michael Hammond May 31, 2017

Covfefe 

To fuck over an entire planet because of your ego.

Trump covfefe'd earth by pulling out of the Paris Climate Agreement.

Covfefe by Barry DeBeers May 31, 2017

covfefe 

Covfefe is the government code name for a secret project to eradicate all life on earth, including use.

Don't forgot what happened at covfefe last Friday

covfefe by The covfefe man June 4, 2017

covfefe 

(collective noun) e-mails or tweets you wrote but really shouldn't have sent.

Wow! I was angry-drunk last night and sent out a whole bunch of covfefe. Now I'm really in trouble!

covfefe by jbglad59 June 1, 2017

covfefe 

Originally from Donald Trump's tweet: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe".

An unfinished tweet he posted either before Ivanka yanked his phone away from him or before he fell asleep tweeting while on the potty.

Suspected to be Klingon for "an idiot."

The current so-called President of the United States is covfefe.

covfefe by Gregoria Montoya y Patricio May 31, 2017

Covfefe 

/kəv-fē-fē/
verb
The sound which is usually made by a sub-species of humans called Frump (scientific name: 'incompetus arrogantus') when angered or feeling threatened. Known for their distinct features such as wig-like hair, orange colored skin and sphincter shaped lips, these creatures can usually be found on the golf courses of the Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida. One must observe caution when approaching a Frump in their natural habitat. Several accounts of it grabbing unsuspecting females by their genitalia while confefeing when angered or during mating season have been reported throughout the Mar-a-Lago estate.

A Frump was observed covfefeing loudly and furiously while tweeting from its phone.

Covfefe by JBNEWYORK June 1, 2017

covfefe 

a. an alien unintelligent and ugly sexual predator pretending to be an Earthling by manipulating a paranoid country to find easy victims.

b. a word frequently used by such alien due to their limited knowledge of the language of the country they select for their parasitical stay.

In a well-known factual case of a covfefe on Earth, the covfefe managed to fool its unaware host country into being their hoax-leader.

Sample of a sentence with the use of the word covfefe by a covfefe: "Despite constant negative press covfefe”

covfefe by ?what June 1, 2017