Coveney

an aggressive overstatement of the significance, scope and magnitude of a problem.

Are you sure this isn't another Coveney?

by Fazunk May 3, 2013

Geneva Conventions

A document listing the basic rights of humans, what not to do in a war, and the consequences of overstepping the bounderies of the contract. The most famous revision was made in 1949.

It has become a kind of bad punchline on the world stage, like that one smartass kid in school who got his ass handed to him by teacher(s) in front of everyone.

Diplomat: The Geneva Conventions are meant to protect the rights of all people during wartime so that no atrocities can be repeated as those in World War II.

Sensible Adults: So how's that going for you buddy? Because as far as I can see, that paper's done jack shit in recent conflicts.

by seanyboyK May 3, 2016

Corvin

Corvin is a stunning young man who is very well endowed and can get any girl by sending a picture don’t lose him he is very nice and listens to everything and gives good advice

OMG thank you Corvin for helping me with my boyfriend/girlfriend

OMG did you see Corvin’s dick

by Dellarose May 28, 2020

Conveniently Bipolar

When the symptoms of an individual's bipolar disorder only seems to interfere in their life when it is to the afflicted person's benefit.

Bill is completely sane when asking friends to lend him money, but becomes conveniently bipolar when it's time to repay them.

by Magdalene St. Vitus January 15, 2009

Convenient News Network

The Convenient News Network (or CNN,) is the news channel on TV that everybody in movies watches because it always reports on exactly the thing you want to know about. This phrase was coined by Cleolinda Jones who writes the m15m livejournal.

Famous Actor: "Somebody just told me about some vague interesting thing that's important to the plot, I better turn to the Convenient News Network to find out more, because I just know that's what they'll be talking about when I turn on the TV, which, of course, is already on the exact channel I was going to watch anyway."

by savetheinternet.com June 30, 2008

convenience friend

A person who is only around when it is easy and convenient for them. They are the people who, if not placed around us, (ex. dorm rooms), all the time, they wouldn't really be friends. They are usually used to do things for you, if you need a ride to and from school, etc. They are basically friends who need you around when they need a favor, or when they are just so bored out of their minds that they would rather hang out with you than sit around all day, but they'd never put you first.

Alice lives down the street.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Sure! I'd love to hang out.

Alice lives 10 miles away, and is sitting at home watching Judge Judy reruns all days.

You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Oh, no, I'm really busy. Maybe some other time.

* You don't hear from Alice again.

Elena and Becky, Becky is a convenience friend.

Elena: Hey Beck, think you can give me a ride home tomorrow?
Becky: Sure, want to hang out afterwards?
Elena: I would but I have homework to do.

Twenty minutes later, Becky sees Elena going to the movies with Maggie.

by Elizabeth Jordane September 4, 2008

Coreena

A girl's name meaning...well... girl... Coreenas' are usually hard to figure out, beautiful, and very artistic. Coreenas' are also are extremely funny and can make anyone laugh with their strange humor.

I always wonder what's on Coreena's mind.

That Coreena! She is so funny!

by Coreena May 26, 2008