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politically correct racism

the socially accepted attitude that it's OK to be racist as long as your skin doesn't have a hue of white.

Black Man: "get outta my way you stupid Cracker"

White man: "yes Mr. African American, I accept your politically correct racism and bigotry because of the hate my "ancestors" put upon you, and therefore will get out of your way."

come correct 

To come out rightly. To speak or approach someone with respect, and not with undeniable ignorance. To do something the right way the first time to avoid being bitched by another.
1. That bitch better come correct next time if she wanna hang out with me!

2. I would advise you to come correct before you start throwing out facts that are really false.
come correct by Tai June 30, 2003
Word of the Day on April 24, 2008

Energetically Correct 

This mysterious sounding word is no Mystery. An energetically correct action is taken when the person doing the action, has made their best attempt to do something which benefits those around them, the world, the human species and lastly themselves. An energetically correct action is either the action which has the greatest benefit for everyone or the action which the person taking the action believes will have the greatest benefit for everyone. Attempting an energetically correct action is an attempt to take the action which will do the greatest universal good. Whether or not the attempt was successful it is still a valid effort. An energetically correct outcome is when all the pieces of the puzzle click together and an attempted correct action leads to ideal short term and long term results. While the future is difficult to predict, correct choices open better paths forward.
Doing everything you do to the best of your ability is Energetically Correct.

pot-o-correct 

Things you accidentally type or say online because you are high.
"My fingers keep misspelling my password! Damn pot-o-correct!"
pot-o-correct by the-adorkables November 23, 2013

Potlucktically Correct

Preparing a dish for a potluck where you're overly conscious about it being low-fat, gluten-free, hypo-allergenic, kosher, soy-free, low sodium, peanut-free, non-offensive to the majority of religious groups and not too spicy.
Sam: What are you bringing to the potluck tomorrow?

Ralph: Well, I don't know because Sally is a vegan, Jim is a diabetic, Lisa needs a kosher dish, Anne has ciliac disease, Bob's allergic to shellfish and Amy gets hives from chocolate.

Sam: Dude, you don't have to be so potlucktically correct!

technically correct 

"You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct"

Auto-correct 

The thing on your phone that changes things like danget to donut.
My Auto-cucumber keeps maple my texts all walnut.

I just turned Auto-correct off.
Auto-correct by GuitarmasterX5000 November 3, 2012