corporate gameboy

A Blackberry or other PDA to which members of the corporate world become addicted and are often seen rattling away at their keypads in public places like airports, trains, coffee shops, etc. Like portable video games for kids, these devices take over their owner's lives.

I walked up to the airline gate and found my boss and another co-worker urgently thumbing in data to their corporate gameboys as if entranced by this evil machine.

by J Russo October 9, 2007

Corporate Spy

Someone who uses covert and illegal means to steal trade secrets such as a proprietary product specification or formula or information about business plans

"He's Zach Ruane, a corporate spy! The greaterst corporate spy in the whole wide world. A corporate spy is someone who uses covert and illegal means to steal trade secrets such as a proprietary product specification or formula or information about business plaaaaaaaaaaaaans!" - Aunty Donna

by TheRookie__ March 12, 2018

corporate hegemony

Corporate influence over the masses. The ultimate goal is to have the masses, or sheeple if you would, completely stripped of critical thinking so that we can be controlled and manipulated like consumer puppets. Have us all addicted to pop culture and media so that we never question what our fearless leaders in Washington and Wall Street are doing to better themselves at our expense.

Here you go Martha and Jed, have another sip of the corporate hegemony Kool-Aid. You wouldn't want to actually get your news from an unreliable source that is not owned by MSM corporate interests would you? Don't go all conspiracy-theory on me now; don't forget we have plenty of TV to watch tonight .... you know how I can't stand where I actually have to think for myself.

by TruthseekingMerican November 25, 2013

copious spare time

The amount of time left in a day that is completely booked, which is to say, none.

Well, I have three finals today, a baseball game this afternoon and a date this evening, so I'd be happy to read your psych paper in my copious spare time.

by PsychoPuppyDad October 22, 2011

Corporate Magic

Magic the Gathering played with the Magic 2010 rules changes.

Player A: What are you doing? Combat doesn't use the stack anymore.
Player B: I don't play corporate magic.

by ApplesPotatoGardner July 8, 2009

corporate masturbation

Any blatant and/or pointless flaunting or exhibition of a company's name, or ridiculously obvious product placement with the capitalistic intent of selling more of said product.

Ted Rogers' renaming of the SkyDome to the Rogers Centre was clearly an act of corporate masturbation.

by jasonisjericho May 31, 2006

Corporatocracy

Rule by an oligarchy of corporate elites through the manipulation of a formal democracy.

After the Supreme Court's decision in the Citizen's United case, the movement of the US towards a corporatocracy is complete.

by Stever51861 May 24, 2010