cooter cooties

Sexually transmitted diseases AKA STD's.

Before I went on the date with my new girlfriend my mother told me to "wear a condom cuz she might have cooter cooties"

by Big Jenny March 26, 2009

coopitition

Two or more Competitors working together to achieve a common goal.

Dale Earnhart Jr.(DEI) and Tony Stewart(JGR) drafting together at DAYONA or TALLADEGA to get from the back of the pack up to the front.

by 9caralltheway May 2, 2005

cootie stamp

after ejaculating into a vagina, the woman presses her gooey snatch against a guys bare leg or wherever available, leaving a cummy wet spot.

Ben: ewww! what the fuck is that!?
Halie: (pulling away with a slosh sound) hahahaha!!!
Ben: oh my God, did you just cootie stamp me?

by Ben&halie November 27, 2012

contitent

A person who is a world traveler. i.e. someone who is content on many continents.

Having backpacked through Europe, explored the Amazon rainforest, and traversed the Andes, Kyle was a contitent.

by Clutchbucket May 30, 2019

booty cootie

Noun: Any of a number of sexually transmitted diseases, venerial viruses insect infestations or yeast infections.

She had so many booty cooties, they opened a VD clinic just for her.

by Jim Paxton November 15, 2003

cootie

Contagious mental disease spread by contact of skin though genders, mainly contracted in begining grades. Side effects are public humiliation.

Jason got cooties because he touched Brittany!

by benormous July 21, 2008

nigga cootie war

a bunch of niggas going to war, in a coochie.

Ey yo Tyrone, you wanna have a nigga cootie war tonight?

by Misha Silenosti July 18, 2020