Cooking

Cooking : One of the most underrated pleasures and overrated chores often making the art dreadful for no apparent genuine reason.

I still have to do all the cooking!😫😥😨😱😰

by Mary john Watson September 29, 2017

Cooking

In Reference to (wanna be) Comedian Dane Cook.

The act of telling very unfunny sometimes annoying jokes, that not many people find funny. The person telling the joke might be the only one laughing.

After Janet tripped on a fan... Jody: Oh Janet! you just had a turkey experience!

Janet: Why is that Jody??
Jody: You Tryp to phan! hahahahah
Janet: !? Are you fucking "cooking" me???? that was so lame.

by Lord_Van_Voldemort September 24, 2009

cooks

another word for huge nipples on a chick

"Oh my! Check out the mighty cooks on those breasteses"
"Those are the biggest cooks i've ever seen"
"I was railing LeShawnda last night and I tell you, those massive cooks were bouncing like flies on poop"

by Jon Cheechoo July 23, 2008

cooking

when someone cooks heroin on a spoon 2 inject in 2arm leg toes or cock

im cooking some heroin

by be ran July 30, 2008

cook

"i don't care"
not caring about the situation, person, place.
stupid

guy 1: "damn, this slurpee is hella good."
guy 2: "naw man, thats cook."

by cuzs4liife July 11, 2009

cooke

the cookie monster
derived from wood

ahh ive just seen a cooke
the cooke is chasing me

by bridgette bernstein November 3, 2007

Cook it

Slang for smoking the remainder of a bowl of weed. Often a large portion.

"Hey do you mind if I smoke the rest this bowl?"
"Not at all, cook it homie."

by The 0 Crossing November 2, 2022