Cuntimated

When a person is forced to preform cunnilingus on an unattractive female most likely ridden with disease.

Dude i cant believe you got cuntimated my that fat bitch Brittany!

by TheDeathThrash February 12, 2010

consistentize

To make consistent.

Let's consistentize our breathing in that musical phrase.

by Maestro88 July 9, 2011

Constimatic

(adjective) to be so riveted to something that you won't leave it for the world, not even to go to the toilet.

Old English (est. 2015) combination of constipation and cinematic

Wow that movie was so amazing it was practically constimatic!

by foooffun February 5, 2015

Consistent Five Man

Bunch of dickwads who think they are good at games who go into a competiitve match thinking they are the be all/end all.

Do you want to join our Consistent Five Man on Rainbow Six:Siege?

by TrapsAreGay0401 January 24, 2019

Constatetle

To be combative yet cooperative in an indirect matter.

Boss: have you finished the run down yet?
Worker: well yeah kinda
Boss: you’re work effort today has been very Constatetle

by Creativebenzz May 26, 2020

consiplatettes

word stronger than hate

“i consiplatettes you so much”

by kim seokjins #1 fan March 26, 2021

constipated overrated old lady

Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.

Person 1: hey, you’re cool

Person 2: thanks!

Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!

Person 2: *leaves*

by Cwass0nt June 6, 2021