confratulate

Used to a)congratulate a fat person and b)congratulate someone else if you are fat

The fat kid was confratulated by his dad for walking past the pie shop without going in.

by Will3842 December 25, 2008

confunbulated

A state of utter confusion caused by worrying about every aspect of life in one moment.

Lisa: "God, Rach, what the hell am I going to do with my life?!"

Rach: "Wow, Lisa, you sound pretty confunbulated.. Let's go and have a cup of tea"

by Liz G Foy May 27, 2008

Conflabolate

To engage contact with a goat in a virtual world.

I was trying to conflabolate the goat, but instinctively it levitated to avoid it's immanent doom.

by JoshDEWa October 21, 2008

Confratulate

verb
To converse.

related words: confratulation (noun), confratulating (adj.)

Person 1: "Look a Jim and Sally confratulating over there."
Person 2: "Ya, they are really getting to know eachother."

I may just go and confratulate with Suzie and maybe get her number.

by JoVah December 9, 2008

conjibulate

Verb. When cake batter overflows the tin in the oven.

I hope that cake doesn't conjibulate. The tin was quite full.

by Cake Maestro May 12, 2014

congrabulate

when a bunch of people com together to discuss someone aka a secret roast

lets all join together to congrabulate stacey.

by Thackery D. Trump October 10, 2016

confugulate

(n.) Absolutely destroying any logical pretenses because of your current condition.

D How did last night go?
G I don't think we're talking anymore.
D Didn't you tell her how you feel?
G Confugulated.

by milkbasket June 15, 2016