coneticut

If you spelt Connecticut this way you are a fucking retard nice job m8

You: I just went to coneticut

friend: you have autism

by nhgjwgus April 12, 2017

lifted concepts

ideas on a higher plane of existence.

person1: That emcees sick, kid!
person2: I'm tellin' you, hes on that lifted concepts shit!

by lifeone May 2, 2006

Cliff Concept

When one person has to make a decision between two people in their life, and they are entered into a scenario which involves the given person holding onto those two important people...over the edge of a cliff.

The decision has to made hastily, either dropping one person and continue to survive with the other, or hang onto both of them, which eventually leads to everyones death.

Using the Cliff Concept in standard dialogue:

Jacob: "If you had both me and your philosophy teacher hanging off a cliff, and you could only save one person, who would it be?"

Sage: "Well, thats quite controversial and really hard to come to a decision...I'd have to save you though, Jacob, just because you're way hotter."

by Jaykub Floyd January 12, 2009

ejaculate conception

A term used to describe the "uh oh" moment when semen is spilled into a vagina during intercorse thus placing a baby into a woman's womb.

It is thought by great scholars that the Virgin Mary was actually not a virgin at all and that the episode of immaculate conception was actually just plain old ejaculate conception.

by KingRent October 13, 2013

Conception

A band that was formed in Norway, 1989 by guitarist Tore Østby, singer Dag Østby, drummer Werner Skogli and bassist Freddy Samsonstuen. In 1990, after a demo tape, Arve Heimdal replaced Werner Skogli and Ingar Amlien replaced Freddy Samsonstuen. A year later, Dag Østby quits, and the band is forced to search for a new vocalist. After many auditions, the band hooks up with Roy Khan, a classical trained opera singer.

Roy now sings in Kamelot.

*Air soloes*
Conception was a mega hard supa nice band fo sho.

by Robin S May 25, 2006

coniption

To be unhappy with another and have a fit. A bad temper followed by anger

My dad is going to have a conniption when he finds out I wrecked his camaro.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

Cum Stain Conception

Accidental conception of a child due to an ovulating woman sitting on a patch of semen.

Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conception of jesus

"Mummy was i an accident?"
"Not just a an accident, but a cum stain conception as a matter of fact"

by Rhys Rohypnol July 28, 2009